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By Noname - 26/10/2008 21:20 - United States

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 12:00 - United States

Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 05:05 - United States

Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me, "It should have been you." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2016 00:35 - United States - Nottingham

Today, while visiting my grandparents, I was afraid that one of their many cats would pee on me. I was peed on all right, by my grandma. FML

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By lordoftheweird - 25/03/2022 02:00

Today, I walked in on my grandmother's cats fighting, and my brothers gambling on it. FML

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As a treat

By Username - 28/06/2011 20:40 - United States

Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML

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It was bound to happen

By NOT THE KITTY - 29/09/2022 13:00 - United States

Today, and for the past week, my grandma has been talking about her oldest cat not living much longer. This morning, my mom called, and I could instantly tell by the inflection of her voice what had happened. I immediately, correctly, assumed that he had died… and then I got yelled at for being "pessimistic." FML

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Preservation

By Anonymous - 11/11/2022 02:00 - Germany

Today, we were cleaning out my grandma’s freezer and found a perfectly preserved dead weasel, which she had put in there for some reason after the cat had killed it. My mom’s cat from when she was a child, that is. My mom is 64 now. FML

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By kittydead - 29/01/2009 01:05 - Canada

Today, when I was at my girlfriend's house, I farted and blamed it on the cat. I forgot the cat died 2 weeks ago. FML

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By whymomwhy - 11/07/2015 17:20 - United States - Salem

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

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By HatedGrandson - 07/01/2013 00:50 - United States

Today, I visited my grandparents' house. While getting a drink from the fridge, I noticed the Christmas card my family sent them had my face scratched out. When I confronted them about it, they said it was the cat. They don't have a cat. FML

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xMooMoox 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 19:46

I agree with # 1 and 7. Today I was ran over by a crazy old grandma driving a dinner table FML

k_tumble 0

Monday 9 March 2009 4:48

Why does your Grandmother being a shit driver mean your life is ******? This isn't an FML...

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deeznutsz 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 19:45

how bout this for an fml: today,i read a pointless fml that made little to no sense.i took time out my day to do that.i can't get that time back...FML!

boatkicker 4

Monday 25 May 2009 16:30

LMAO! Yes #1. How does one drive a dinner table anyways?

philip333333 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 23:26

wtf?who cares?

philip333333 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 23:28

wtf?who cares?

captainplanet11 0

Friday 5 June 2009 10:57

I call shenanigans. How could an elderly woman drive a dinner table with that much precision?

lakeylove 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:10

i hope that she wont run over u

cmac86 23

Thursday 2 July 2009 8:24

simple solution: ban all automobiles from the dinner table. besides the cat thing, getting a car into the kitchen or dining room must cause a lot of structural damage on the house.

Jambone2 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 19:21

Haha played =P Stupid people and their lack of grammar.

JabezRodriguez 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 8:38

ugh...try.witnessing.a.dead.split.open.rat.being.ran.over...AGAIN...and.hearing.the.effects.while. seeing.it

xf0rg0tt3nx 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 7:08

Ugh, try using a spacebar now and again. @OP, misplaced modifier fail.

Kronic_Kitten 0

Monday 12 October 2009 2:36

OMG that's horrible! Poor kitty.....But on a happier note the mental image I got from the concept of driving a dinner table made me laugh

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