Today, we had a great night out with my girlfriend and even won a costume contest together. I guess I wasn't the only one who had a great night, because when I got home I found that someone had robbed my apartment. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I came home from work when I heard people in my apartment. My apartment was supposed to be empty, so I entered ready to fight some thieves. I rushed in and hit the closest person to me before the lights switched on. It was a surprise party. I broke my girlfriend's cheek-bone. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML
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Top comments
JessieTaft 17
I'm so sorry, OP! I hope they find the guy who did it!
corky1992 33
People can be so shitty! I hate people that steal..that sucks. I sincerely hope you get your stuff back.
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Comments (24)
spacefish966 18
Some peoples kids...
iiTzNeeNerz 26
The trick o treaters treated themselves to your stuff. Those assholes.
WinterChild 20
That's what you get for not handing out candy. Kids go crazy for that stuff.
lexiieeex3 32
Unfortunately, Halloween is one of the most common days of the year for house robberies, best of luck OP I am so so sorry
mads_nicole 19
That really sucks! Hopefully the police can find who did it and get your stuff. (Side note: what were yall's costumes that won??)
teentee401 37
Feel free to down vote me if this doesn't make sense but is anyone else confused as to why it says "WE had a great night out with my girlfriend" as opposed to "I had a great night out with my girlfriend?" Who else had a great night out with OP's girlfriend? Is it the royal we?
yerawizardlizzy 27
Haha I was wondering the same thing! Maybe they were going to write a different sentence and then forgot to change the we when they changed everything else.
Kittyphysics 21
did they take the oven door?
worldclassrager 41
Well the prize you won could cover some ground you lost...
NessieMonster188 17
Did they steal your oven door?
Dominus101 20
I feel for you OP, totally hate low life thieves, hope you at least had Insurance and they didn't make off with anything of sentimental value to you.