Today, it was the first time I met my girlfriend's parents. It was also the day that I accidentally ripped their shed's door off its hinges. FML
kujiens101 tells us more.
To give a back story, her parents were renting a house for over a year and there was this super sketch shed was in their backyard. They had all been too scared to mess with it because they didn't want to get hurt. My girlfriend always wanted to go inside but didn't have the strength to open the door. So, after I pulled a bit too hard, I ripped the door off. I told her to go tell her parents, so we could fix it. She said to just put the door back where it was and act like nothing happened.
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cloudish 23
Seems like you are rather unhinged ^^
Druu 53
Calm down there, big guy. The Romanoffs will be in no rush to have you over again.
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Comments (31)
wickedgetz 30
accidents happen OP. dnt be hinged about it
jessicasoho 13
Is your name Bruce Banner?
kujiens101 24
Haha Some people call me Clark Kent cause I look surprisingly like him, and I break things that aren't supposed to be able to break...
E. H. 14
Ok, but how???
kujiens101 24
Rickety shed. My girlfriend told me i had to pull to open it. So I pulled, until it opened. In hindsight, it was probably a push
species4872 20
And after you removed the buckshot from your backside what did they say.
Colon_Man 17
Roseville, Michigan? That's what they get for living in a shed.
Shadowvoid 33
At least they can be happy that you are strong enough to protect them.
kujiens101 24
To give a back story, her parents were renting a house for over a year and there was this super sketch shed was in their backyard. They had all been too scared to mess with it because they didn't want to get hurt. My girlfriend always wanted to go inside but didn't have the strength to open the door. So, after I pulled a bit too hard, I ripped the door off. I told her to go tell her parents, so we could fix it. She said to just put the door back where it was and act like nothing happened.
Leviathene 34
But what was inside??
Colon_Man 17
Old Man Gibbon's fake ghost costume he was using to scare off those meddlesome kids - and their dog.
kujiens101 24
Tools that were so rusted, it looked like no one had opened that door in decades.
tanman230 10
are you the ******* hulk? how do you accidentally rip a door off its hinges