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honeymoondisaster United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML

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Authoress 0

I'm sorry to hear that. Please be patient with her, hopefully she'll come around soon!

I'm sure she's just nervous and clearly has very little idea about sex... sounds like her parents told her it was a scary bad thing and left it at that.

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sadlife67 0

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U RAPIST IM REPORTING YOU TO THE POLICE lol jk no i would'nt but you were pretty stupid waiting before marrige. btw if she dosent want to have sex i think shes lesbian. just thinking out loud here

TicTacAddict 0

umm... I think they are homosexual. A girl posted this and she talked about her wife.

This is why you always need to taste the goods before making the deal. YDI

Aw :(. I was just watching an episode of Tyra last week and there were married couples on there who still hadn't have sex yet after years of marriage because the wife ended up putting a wall. The husband was unable to penetrate her because of it and sex was seemingly impossible... I hope this won't be the case for you. I don't think you're a fool or stupid to wait until marriage (because that's what I'm doing), but I do think you two should've at least talked about it (if you haven't). As some people have already stated, please be patient and understanding with her :). Hopefully she'll be able to come around soon.

She has got to go!

Flex your pimp hand!

#13 it's not impossible to have internet access on a honeymoon. I did.

Off to a great start.

LuckyCharms_fml 0

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If you haven't consummated the marriage you can get it annulled. Seriously, I would consider it. Honestly she's been hiding a huge part of herself from you. THIS IS THE PERFECT EXAMPLE of why waiting until marriage is BS. You can't know that you want to spend the rest of your life with someone if you don't even know whether or not they can fulfill your needs. Grab a dirty magazine cuz your right hand is gonna be your new best friend if you stick with this.

i married a virgin... biggest mistake ever... id annul the damn thing man

Hopefully the waiting wasn't for religious reasons, because that would merely confound your stupidity.