honeymoondisaster
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Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML
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Authoress 0
I'm sorry to hear that. Please be patient with her, hopefully she'll come around soon!
TigressUK 0
I'm sure she's just nervous and clearly has very little idea about sex... sounds like her parents told her it was a scary bad thing and left it at that.
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TigressUK 0
I'm sure she's just nervous and clearly has very little idea about sex... sounds like her parents told her it was a scary bad thing and left it at that.
krazidrea 0
haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa...............oh i'm sorry i see your in pain ....but still thats a hoot!!!!!!!!!
CapriceClassic 0
Yeah right. If it's your wedding night, why the hell are you on the internet after that "exchange"? LIAR.
sunrises_fml 0
and this is why you don't wait until marriage lol fyl
Poopstain 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
#3's comment - "she'll come around" NO PUN INTENDED!!! HAHAHAHA!! *chokes on own tongue from laughing so hard* Oh, and to make things worse, I guess this means thatmarriagearaige isn't real in the eyes of the Lord because you haven't consecrated it yet. Nice!
AziraLevana 2
16: It's "consummated", not "consecrated".
deedubs 0
don't you mean consummated? idiot.
reece529 1
"chokes on own tongue for laughing so hard"???? this world is getting more and more lame...
sgsadiebug95 0
it's woman and woman. so the lord isn't happy with that either.
lizardlols 0
maybe no one gives a **** about whether it's a woman and a woman except for crazy asses.
pokejaden 5
Maybe you're a dipshit.
Icestorm875 9
God loves all of his children. Be patient, op and respect her wishes.
MateRicks 18
No
dearViena 0
be patient :]
Jigga_PaNG 0
#13, for the MILLIONTH time, FML's aren't like MSN, they moderate them first, so ''Today'' could be last week Wednesday... OP, maybe she took the phrase, 'one eyed monster' seriously?
turbogirl 0
I hope not cos this says that it was posted by a woman... lol.
jeremymg91 0
Something tells me this girl has probably been violated sexually before and thus is nervous in sexual situations.
jeremymg91 0
@#4 How is this a "loveless marriage" just because she is too nervous to have sex? They can love eachother and not have sex. It would be a sexless marriage, not a loveless one.
kwim 0
sure she's not gay? (I'm serious here)
xoxomattlett 0
Considering a woman posted this, I'm sure she is.
doriusrex 0
maybe that's the problem =
tounces7 28
Actually I think the question now would be, maybe she's actually not gay?