Miscellaneous: Today, was my sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixed...

By silvercity09 - 26/05/2009 03:04 - Canada

Today, was my sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixed up the gifts I got for them and my dad ended up with a vibrator. He wasn't very happy. FML

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Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML

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By sadSarah - 01/05/2014 09:59 - United States - New York

Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 21:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML

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By Oops - 11/01/2018 20:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while celebrating my birthday, my friends hired a few escorts to make the party more interesting. This was a really bad way to learn that my sister is a prostitute. FML

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By secret - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Ashford

Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML

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By Zebra - 30/12/2020 22:58

Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2014 21:48 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML

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readme 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:19

I'm rather concerned that you were even getting it for your sister... A rather "close" relationship you two have is it?...

xBabyMaMa 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:27

Could of been worse. Your dad could have been happy.

Comments

Wubbly_Flib 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 5:31

dude what the **** kind of brother gives his sister a vibrator??? i think if u look hard enough you'll find her FML saying "holy shit my brother tried to give me a vibrator for christmas" Weirdo...

Ryder556 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 5:55

The **** did you get your dad? A fleshlight?

SoloHeart 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 5:41

Why the **** did you get your sister a vibrator?

threegp 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 8:31

HAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH #209 yeah but seriously dude, I don't care how close anybody's family is, that is kinda really...just dude really? for your sister...what would she have even said to that?

Rajko 0

Monday 1 June 2009 17:57

So what did your sister do with the penis pump you had bought Dad?

EdwardHeart 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 19:59

I'm sure you could have covered it up and told your father to use it on your mother.

mmiikkee 0

Friday 5 June 2009 5:06

Your a ******* retard why the **** would you get your sister a vibrator you weirdo. And how could you possibly mix up the gifts you idiot box.

mannix_fml 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 18:45

At first I thought you two were sisters, which was a little weird but it could have been a silly joke. Then I found out you were her brother, and well..... Still, a very huge FYL to you!

Luneth101 0

Monday 15 June 2009 4:51

#18, you have a family that encourages sleeping around? Or just talking about their sex lives, because it could be easy to misread your comment. But I agree with most other people, getting your sister a vibrator? There's something wrong with that.

killjoy_fml 0

Monday 20 July 2009 9:28

We encourage talking about it. Not sleeping around. Although it's not like we're going to insult each other if we do sleep with different people. Personally, I've had really bad relationships. I've never slept with the same guy twice.