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Today, was my girlfriend's birthday. I planned it to perfection: we went shopping, bowling, had lunch in a nice Italian restaurant, watched a French comedy, walked by the river. She also got many presents. Tonight, I was exhausted but happy for her... until she told me her birthday is tomorrow. FML

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The next day (on her actual birthday), I wished her a happy birthday again and luckily I still had a present for her (I had planned on giving her the nicest present right before bed the previous night but when she told me her birthday was the next day, I kept it for her real birthday!). :-)

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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lol do it all over again

If she expects everything to be done all over again, she's a bit greedy....that doesn't sound like it was a very cheap day you planned for her.

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Looks like you're gonna be doing a lot of licking tomorrow.

you should know your girlfriends birthday

Happy Early Birthday! tell her your busy tomorrow and that's why you had it today

If you were sweet enough to do everything else, why should she care if you forgot the exact date? You obviously care about her very much. Just tell her you were using last year's calendar; and that you actually remembered the date, but messed up your own track of time.

RedPillSucks 33

Tell her to sip Bacardi like it's her birthday.

HentaiBunny 4

Aww you're a good boyfriend. <3 Except for the day after thing.

yummycupcakegirl 0

Aww its the thought that counts:) Nice username:)

smooth move exlax. oldie but a goodie ;)

You could just explain this to her...Say you wanted a laid back day on her bday :). Either that, or she can do stuff w/ her friends and family.