Love: Today, was my girlfriend's birthday. I planned it to perfection:... - FML

By frenchboyfriend - 14/11/2010 00:28 - Australia

Today, was my girlfriend's birthday. I planned it to perfection: we went shopping, bowling, had lunch in a nice Italian restaurant, watched a French comedy, walked by the river. She also got many presents. Tonight, I was exhausted but happy for her... until she told me her birthday is tomorrow. FML

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Monday 15 November 2010 5:51

The next day (on her actual birthday), I wished her a happy birthday again and luckily I still had a present for her (I had planned on giving her the nicest present right before bed the previous night but when she told me her birthday was the next day, I kept it for her real birthday!). :-)

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cookookachoo 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 9:27

lol do it all over again

Mirorbo 26

Sunday 14 November 2010 9:30

If she expects everything to be done all over again, she's a bit greedy....that doesn't sound like it was a very cheap day you planned for her.

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randybryant799 20

Friday 28 January 2022 2:09

Oh come on. You gave her a great day. Be happy.

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