Today, was my first day of work in my life. I was excited, and so was my dad, who saw me to the door and ruffled my hair as he wished me luck. I didn't notice until half an hour after arriving at work that he'd stuck his gum in my hair. Nobody bothered to tell me. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, my dad texted me while I was in the dentist's chair getting my teeth cleaned. The dental hygienist jumped at the notification sound my phone made and split my gum open. FML
Today, I was walking to a job interview. I needed to get rid of some gum but there were no trash cans in sight, so I spat it out on the ground. Next thing I know, some guy grabs me, sticks the gum in my hair, and walks off, muttering curses. I couldn't get it out in time for the interview. FML
Today, it was my first day working as a dental assistant, leaving me in charge of all cleaning. The first patient was so scared, he peed his pants. Which might have been understandable if he hadn't been a fully grown man. FML
Today, I was getting ready for my first day at work. Right before leaving the house I brushed my teeth thoroughly one more time to have a fresh breath. While cleaning my tongue, I went too far, which made me throw up. I was 20 minutes late for work. Good start. FML
Today, I was starting a new job. I got up early, showered, did my hair, put on my uniform, had a good cry because I was scared/excited that I was starting a future where I will be financially free for the first time. Then my boss texted me because one of his back of house employees is sick and he can’t train me until tomorrow. FML
Today, it was my first day of work at my new job. I got dressed and arrived early, only to find out that the store had closed due to a power outage. Then I found out that the person who'd hired me had totally forgotten about hiring me anyway. FML
Today, it was my first day at my first job, I got up early, got ready, waited an hour for HR to call. I called them instead and they didn't answer, so I wrote an email to the partners. It turns out I got the first day date wrong. Some first impression. FML
Today, I went to my first day of work in over 2 years. As I approached the boss, he asked me what my name was. Turned out they hired the wrong person. FML
Today, I went to work at my new job after taking a shower but I'd forgotten to put on deodorant. I started getting strange looks and wondered why, only to find out later that everyone was talking about me, including someone I have a crush on. FML
Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML
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Top comments
Melodija 19
Oh god, can you get it out or do you have to cut it out? That's a great first impression though :P
harrypotter955 19
Well that's a sticky situation...
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Comments (84)
STOspartan 12
Dad jokes are never funny lol
NodakN8V 25
Choose JIF - peanut butter works every time
asparagus12 21
Am I the only one who thinks your dad is f-ing hilarious?
name_loading 19
Yes, yes you are.
thewife5 19
We could always put gum in your hair and see how long the laughter lasts? Not a cool prank at all.
zandalee 19
This is such a horrible thing for your Dad to do! Your first day... Plot your revenge and remember, it is a dish best served cold.
HylianTwilight 21
Hopefully you chewed him out for putting you in such a sticky position.
liquidpwnage 15
Your dad is a dick
name_loading 19
Sounds like you were in a sti- just kidding. That sucks, you should put gum in his hair while he's asleep, if he thinks it's so funny.
pwnman 33
The young man wanted to work But it just didn't really work
glabberfasted 16
OP is a girl, 42.
numberswoman 14
Your dad's an ass!
ruxtain 15
What was your father thinking? Is this something hilarious to him?
Dbbd4lyf3 3
damn, your father is either a sadist or a sick man. That's just messed up. I truly feel sorry for you