Today, I was suspended for "selling drugs on campus". I was trying to give the school nurse approved medication for my severe epilepsy. I'm suspended for 3 weeks and have to go to a drug seminar. FML
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Today, I received a notice of a suspended driver's license on account of my epilepsy. I have to submit my license by the suspension date, or I could be fined. The suspension date was 8 days ago. FML
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Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML
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Today, one of my students tried to bribe me $200 to change his grade. When I said no and told him he was lucky I didn't report him, he went to the dean and told him I offered to change his grade for money. I'm now suspended and under investigation. FML
Today, I was notified that I've been going to the wrong courses for 4 weeks. A friend of mine was the only person to tell me that the administration had taken the privilege to change my courses. I have now failed 5 courses due to absences and have been suspended from college for 6 months. FML
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Top comments
manb91uk 22
I smell a lawsuit! You’d make more money suing the school than selling them drugs
Dave_Davington 35
They probably thought you would seizure this opportunity to make a little extra cash on the side.
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Comments (17)
ThrottleJockey 36
What I find very odd about this is the fact that selling drugs on campus only merits a suspension. I would've thought such a criminal act would warrant an immediate expulsion and/or arrest.
sharond23 10
this doesn't sound right. I'm feeling like we're not getting the whole story.
MrsBugi 21
You can definitely appeal this to the school board! All you need to do is show that you have a prescription and are required to take the medication. Then explain that you were giving them to the nurse as per school policy. :-) Have you parents fight it and be persistent.
DanielleinDC 34
The folks at your school are idiots. I'm sorry this happened to you. Hopefully your parents can sort this out.
Mikemclain6453 11
sue the school for that, you have prescribed medication and you got suspended for it. lots of money
shannon2348 14
Obviously you are leaving out some important details because this makes no sense.
randybryant799 21
That doesn't even make sense. I think you're leaving out some details.