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Forever alone Volendam, Netherlands

Today, I met a man on Tinder who said he was a chef at his own restaurant. He invited me to come eat at his restaurant and told me he would reserve me the best seat in the place. I got there to see he was not a chef, but my waiter. I paid him for the dinner. I ate by myself. FML

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So, he lies to you and then brings you in to see his lie. He’s either too stupid or too arrogant to date. You made the right call!

If the food was good, it may have been worth it. And now you know where he works, so you can avoid his lying ass.

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why did you stay?

Well ain't that some bullshit ,I would've called him out on his bull then left for dinner somewhere else,to bad ya can't kick a liars ass, without getting into trouble 😉☺️

i think he uses tinder to get more customers

I'll have a cheeseburger with a side of Lies.

ProperPengTing 15

🗣You cant always get what you waaaaant... 🎶 from Tinder 🤣🤣🤣🚮🚮🚮

That’s why never date online 😒