Today, the man that I have a crush on finally touched me. This would have been great, if not for the fact that it was to roll me on my side while I was having a seizure. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, a guy I have been crushing on since forever finally talked to me. Too bad it happened after an anxiety attack when he carried me from class to the nurse's. The first thing he said to me when I came to was, "You're heavier than you look." FML
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, the crush I've had for months finally came over to my place for the first time. It didn't last long however, as I suddenly had to go to the ER for severe testicular pain. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML
Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML
Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A little while after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML
Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was sitting next to an attractive man. Much to my surprise, he started stroking his foot against mine. I was happy at the flirting, because I've been attracted to him forever, so I played along. That's when he stood up and explained he was trying to stretch out a cramp. FML
Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML
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Top comments
StormGirl142 24
At least you know he cares enough not to let you die, I guess. Hope you're okay.
ninka_fml 8
Just as #1 said, he didn't ignore your seizure and helped you. Use that as an opportunity to say thank you and maybe ask him out to show your gratitude? :) Good luck OP! And hope you feel better soon.
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Comments (41)
sunnyray812 42
He pretty much was trying to save you, so that makes him your hero. You can think of it that way instead. :)
AyeJay101 25
Well, if you hadn't spoken to him prior this event, I think this is a pretty good excuse to talk to him more. Goodluck
gracehi 33
Yeah, she could totally use this as an excuse to ask him out. "I really appreciate you helping me yesterday. Let me thank you by buying you dinner."
gracehi 33
Totally worth it.
worldclassrager 41
He cares that's something right?
Silk_Routes 14
u mean a gentle touch!
purplebuggie 12
Maybe you can offer to take him out as a thank you.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
He was saving your life though, so it wasn't bad.
KaylaRocksss 7
Hope you're okay OP! You should be very thankful that you were with someone who knew what they were doing. Like someone else suggested, offer to take him out as a thank you. Maybe y'all will hit it off and he'll realize he has feelings for you as well.
Crazyr3dn3ck 6
I sure hope you ain't kidding. I've had seizures for 18 years and it's an every day nightmare.
mustangbravo 27
I hope you're okay. Conversation starter maybe?