Today, the guy I was dating told me he thought I was a good person. His reasoning? I'm not ugly enough to be a bad person, but I'm not pretty enough, either. FML
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Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I think I'm average looking. He told me that it was OK, unless he wakes up tomorrow with some standards, I'm good enough. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I'm 36 and I got told the reason I've never been on a date is because everyone I've asked on a date is too pretty for me and that I needed to look for ugly women. FML
Today, a guy didn’t want to take me on a second date. I asked him if it was because I’m not pretty, or because I’m not catwalk model skinny, or too short, and he told me quite openly that it had nothing to do with that, I’m just so boring. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
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safaeita 32
So ugly people are bad people , and pretty people are good people ? Wow what a reasoning !!! I wouldn't keep dating such a shallow person .
Haggis300 25
Honestly who needs such a ******** in their life?? You deserve better OP
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Comments (29)
Scarylizard1798 23
Some guys r dicks, whatcha gonna do
Bearsmomma 30
Leave them alone.
Nilorak 24
I hope you are not dating him anymore.
nicoleeeee_94 10
wow... you deserve so much better!! keep your head up and soon enough someone will sweep you off your feet! I'm sorry his happened to you though!
brainfueled 3
That makes zero sense. Please inform him that life is not a cartoon, and then dump him. He's an idiot.
Catdragon 40
Some people think looks determine how good a person is. I once dated someone like that and I'm glad to of broken up with them. I have met some really nasty people, even though they looked attractive. Don't go for looks, go for the person they are. Everyone gets old and wrinkly, but they are still them on the inside.
BodyElectric 18
Tell him he's ugly enough to be single.
maggeei 16
i like how you say the guy i WAS dating
IcedTaco 12
Yeah, that wasn't even a mistake. He said things like this pretty often. It's like a compliment and an insult at the same time.
interesting33 37
Is he a cartoon character??
Nicole_S_ 13
"the guy I was dating" -past tense, so u broke up, right?
IcedTaco 12
Yeah. I got tired of things like this pretty quick.