Timmeeh
Caldicot, United Kingdom
Today, the girl I'm dating mentioned that she'd had her healthy wisdom teeth removed to prevent her future children from having wisdom teeth. I laughed. She wasn't joking. FML
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whatadaydanny 12
I'm pretty sure there's a wisdom joke somewhere in there...
lukep135 6
That's nothing to joke about. I've had my canines removed so I don't have any vampire kids
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Welshite 40
It's not a good thing she got her wisdom teeth extracted. Now she'll have no chance at intelligence.
unknown_user5566 27
Hmm... maybe wisdom teeth DO have something to do with intelligence!
PaulB123 11
Too bad we can't remove idiocy and stupidity to prevent offspring from being like their parents.
WritingWrongs 8
Yes. Paradise.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
**** the Mendelians, Lamarckism is where it's at!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Oops I seem to have double-posted. Sorry guys.
unknown_user5566 27
Noor is clearly a Turkish ninja. Not sure what picture YOU'RE looking at...
Khariau 8
Well doesn't she want to transmit her wisdom ?...
DocBastard 40
Why are the dumb ones always so cute? Wait, she isn't cute either? Then hell, why the **** are you with her?
Timmeeh 17
OP here. She is (was?) cute. Suddenly got a whole lot less so when I realised there was naught but cotton wool where her brainmeat should be.
DocBastard 40
I hope you indeed dumped her. Cuteness only gets you so far. Looks fade, and what's left when it goes is your personality.
the_true_batman 10
I don't think I could date someone that dumb. Does she think that if you cut your arm off your kid would be born missing an arm? If this is how genetics worked most people would be missing limbs.
Tuffay 14
Does this mean I can stop stretching my wiener?
metaphoristic 8
guy24 are you a chameleon?
AFEmoWifey 0
Holy crap. All faith in the educational system has been lost.