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Timmeeh Caldicot, United Kingdom

Today, the girl I'm dating mentioned that she'd had her healthy wisdom teeth removed to prevent her future children from having wisdom teeth. I laughed. She wasn't joking. FML

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OP here. She is (was?) cute. Suddenly got a whole lot less so when I realised there was naught but cotton wool where her brainmeat should be.

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I'm pretty sure there's a wisdom joke somewhere in there...

That's nothing to joke about. I've had my canines removed so I don't have any vampire kids

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She got to be blonde or really dumb.

Don't remove her brains! Her kids might be born without them

I wonder if she told the dentist why she wanted it done? The dentist may be just as stupid - or s/he thought the girl deserved to lose her teeth & money for being so dense.

108 - Well, that sure does seem like the pot calling the kettle black...

Is she blonde?

superbubbles 4

Then that proves that wisdom teeth don't make you any wiser.

Time for a new girl friend, it seems.

She doesn't need to breed!

Run before it lays eggs #geneticdeadend #dontperpertratetheignorance

You do know you're not actually on Twitter, right? These # don't do anything here except make your comment annoying.

In addition to what kate3101 said, it's "Kill it before it lays eggs." What good would running do if the aim is to prevent something from reproducing?

Her's aren't called wisdom teeth. There called dumb ass teeth