Money: Today, thanks to Grand Theft Auto, I found myself seriously thinking... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 22:52 - United States

Today, thanks to Grand Theft Auto, I found myself seriously thinking about holding up an armored bank truck when I saw it in traffic. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 22:00 - United States

Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML

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By nomorexbox - 26/04/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I actually heard my 14 year old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML

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The Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation Prank

By Anonymous - 12/01/2023 19:00 - United States - Coronado

Today, somebody parked an old truck with "FDIC" stickers on the sides in front of the bank I work at. I've been dealing with panicked customers all day, my manager says that the whole bank is at risk, and we can't find who parked the truck there. FML

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Stalking

By Idiot32 - 25/05/2019 02:00

Today, I saw my dad driving our red Dakota, and I thought it would be funny to tail him around town. It wasn't until I saw cop lights flashing in my rear-view mirror that I remembered that we'd given away our red truck. I'd scared an old lady so badly that she called the police. FML

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By FUCKKKS - 03/03/2013 17:37 - United States

Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML

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By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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By fired - 17/09/2013 04:36 - United States - Barnesville

Today, I called work crying, telling them that I wouldn't be able to go to work tomorrow due to my grandmother's sudden and tragic death. After hanging up, I walked into the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 5. I had no idea my boss was also an avid gamer. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I forgot to take my wallet off the roof of my car and drove away, onto the highway. A man behind me began flashing his lights and waving his arms. I thought he was freaking out because I cut him off. I flipped him off. He was trying to tell me that all my money was flying down the road. FML

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Heist

By Pedro the Basuraman - 11/05/2018 20:30

Today, after 27 years of dedicated and loyal service, it finally happened, I was robbed at gunpoint at work. The whole heist only took about 30 seconds and the perpetrator took off without taking anything from me. I still don't get it. What kind of screwball would hijack a garbage truck? FML

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Busted

By bustedfornuthin - 08/09/2010 04:42 - United States

Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gunpoint, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML

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d4m4s74 12

Saturday 21 September 2013 12:01

I'd say you should try it. In the best case you're rich, and if you fail just get your car painted.

then000bster 16

Saturday 21 September 2013 12:04

Just make sure to yell YOLO as you somehow try to overpower them...

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fristinkristin 16

Sunday 19 October 2014 21:41

Ahaha me too! I do that with all games like when I see a security camera I think I'm supposed to throw a batarang at it or shoot it with my conduit powers.

Dfma100 10

Friday 20 May 2016 12:25

I know how you feel I think like that sometimes to if I play for a few hours straight

Tyrax 16

Wednesday 27 July 2016 12:27

Don't blame the game for "seriously" considering it. Idle thought, possibly. Real thought - that's not the game.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 21 December 2016 6:16

It's not the game's fault that you "seriously" thought about doing something beyond stupid, you have nothing/nobody to blame but yourself. It's people like you that give fuel to those idiots that believe video games cause people to commit crimes. Grow the hell up.

lucasj23 11

Friday 4 May 2018 0:08

I don't think it's the fault of gta. I think its because you're an idiot.

randybryant799 20

Sunday 3 October 2021 1:59

I don't think it's grand theft auto's fault that you don't think clearly.

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Today, I found out why my son has been working out and taking martial arts classes. It was so he could beat his stepbrother up and put him in the hospital, as revenge for stealing his secret cash supply, over £4000. I'm too old and too tired for this. FML

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Today, I made a nice meal for myself and sat down to eat. Suddenly, my dad burst into my room saying, “We have to go.” This isn’t the first time it’s happened, nor was it an emergency. My family just doesn’t tell me when we have plans. FML

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Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML

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Today, I woke up at noon after barely sleeping. I've been diagnosed with sleeping disorders, so this isn't out of the ordinary. The issue is, my boyfriend doesn't think it's a big deal, and is mad at me for wanting to stay in bed after he got up. FML

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