Today, thanks to Grand Theft Auto, I found myself seriously thinking about holding up an armored bank truck when I saw it in traffic. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML
Today, I saw a Tesla truck in my rear-view mirror and thought, "Oh, look how cool the front looks!" Five seconds later it rear-ended me. FML
Today, somebody parked an old truck with "FDIC" stickers on the sides in front of the bank I work at. I've been dealing with panicked customers all day, my manager says that the whole bank is at risk, and we can't find who parked the truck there. FML
Today, I saw my dad driving our red Dakota, and I thought it would be funny to tail him around town. It wasn't until I saw cop lights flashing in my rear-view mirror that I remembered that we'd given away our red truck. I'd scared an old lady so badly that she called the police. FML
Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I called work crying, telling them that I wouldn't be able to go to work tomorrow due to my grandmother's sudden and tragic death. After hanging up, I walked into the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 5. I had no idea my boss was also an avid gamer. FML
Today, I forgot to take my wallet off the roof of my car and drove away, onto the highway. A man behind me began flashing his lights and waving his arms. I thought he was freaking out because I cut him off. I flipped him off. He was trying to tell me that all my money was flying down the road. FML
Today, after 27 years of dedicated and loyal service, it finally happened, I was robbed at gunpoint at work. The whole heist only took about 30 seconds and the perpetrator took off without taking anything from me. I still don't get it. What kind of screwball would hijack a garbage truck? FML
Today, I got stuck in traffic and angrily honked at the car in front of me. Then I realized it was a hearse. FML
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d4m4s74 12
I'd say you should try it. In the best case you're rich, and if you fail just get your car painted.
then000bster 16
Just make sure to yell YOLO as you somehow try to overpower them...
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Comments (106)
Lvl_8 7
+ 35 attack, -3,000 common sense
Likian5 26
You need help. NOW.
Owlfarm612 8
Nice try FOX "News"
metalwolf 17
And they ask why i turned down the ability to do armored car runs for work. Now i can show people this FML.
SirLemongrab 8
Don't blame that on a ******* game. That's all you.
stirbnichtvormir 14
I think it might be time to take a little break.
tyler_mcdolan 10
I considered driving onto the sidewalk and running over a few pedestrians to get around an asshat of a driver. It happens to the best of us
a7x_RoCk3r 12
Not thanks to Grand Theft Auto. Thanks to you being a schizophrenic psychopath. Get therapy, really, before you fuel another Fox News special
kill19 12
I think about that and killing people all the time; it's been years since I've played GTA.
icepick23 12
Understood!