Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on the subway. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML
Today, I passed out on the way to work. Some lucky passerby took this as an opportunity to help themself to my purse. FML
Today, at the supermarket, a man collapsed. I gave CPR while the cashier called for help. During this, the other patrons were complaining that no other register was open. Once the ambulance arrived, I returned to my cart to find items removed and 40 dollars taken from my purse. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, I fainted on the sidewalk. When I woke up, I was still lying on the sidewalk, people were stepping over me and my purse was gone. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML
Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML
Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Today, I went to the Salvation Army to donate some clothes. As I was handing over the 4 huge bags that I had carried for 10 blocks, while 6 months pregnant, somebody stole my purse. FML
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Top comments
faeliality 20
Wow OP, I'm sorry. That's really unfortunate. But hey at least you may have saved somebody's life today. There's good people and bad people in this world. Karma will catch up with him :)
RinoaHeartilly 36
Wow, I'm sorry, OP. This is why people are afraid to help each other.
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Comments (56)
interesting33 37
Wow were they ok?
pantsmaster 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Taking bets on whether the thief was black.
OlivierSillegue_fml 9
Even if you're just joking, this comment is horrid, and I hope it gets removed from the page.
AceGthebest 16
Taking bets on how long your comment will take to be moderated
GeeThatSucks 9
I hope they leave it up so you can keep getting down voted into oblivion. You do realize that all ethnicities are capable of being bad people. Jumping to the conclusion that the thief was black is incredibly racist. You shouldn't need to be told this but what you said is horrible and it perpetuates hate.
AceGthebest 16
I crashed this app 3 times trying to open the comment section here
Armeniangirl_fml 15
woah! first off, GOOD FOR YOU! second, what the hell! some people have no decency
Saraishi 25
No good deed goes unpunished. FYL OP
greeniegenius 20
Nope. That's not OK
kelsreas 2
Karma, Will bite who did it. That being said, The person who was low enough to take someones property while they are saving someones life is there lowest of the low. i hope the man you helped survived... You are an amazing person....
potato_smoothie 6
Reminds me of this time a old woman pretended to fall over, and whilst people were trying to help her, her son would just quickly steal their purses... Some people are jerks.
FalloutScrolls 25
There's a special place in hell for a dirt bag like that.
AbeFrohman 10
I feel your pain. Somebody stole from my wife's purse while she was attending to a person having a seizure. Don't worry - what comes around...