Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I made a fake MySpace so that I could flirt with my boyfriend and see what he would do. He ended up dumping me for the fake MySpace girl. FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, I pulled a prank on my friend by making a fake Tinder profile just to catfish him. All our friends came to make fun of him, only to realise that he'd stood me up. Turns out, never showing for first dates is his way of playing hard to get. Now everyone is laughing at me. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I introduced my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years to my friends. I told him how my friends jokingly call him my imaginary Internet boyfriend. He thought it was so funny that when they met, he claimed to be my cousin, saying that I paid him to pretend to be my boyfriend. They believed him. FML
Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML
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yomamasmama 0
who even uses myspace?!
omG_G00 0
People who can't get into relationships.
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Comments (209)
prizefight 0
YDI for using the word "reckoned".
MiSSxxuNDeRSTooD 4
Maybe you should try meeting people instead of making them up.
MiSSxxuNDeRSTooD 4
oh and #161 is a dumb ****!!!
yanna227 0
lmao! believe me it's not all what it's cracked up to be....you'll be in a real one someday; maybe Casper is free
lil_miss_shorty 2
Setting aside the many things that are wrong with this, just "break up" with him before they "meet" him. Say he cheated on your or something, that was he automatically becomes the bad guy and they'll never want to meet him anyway. I'm sure Nick won't care.
PROBLEMS99 0
tell them he break up with u u moving thing to fast
iluvme4never 0
Er... No offense... But you're a complete ******* moron. You deserve whatever your friends will start saying about you.
kwazi159 0
never lie dumb ass
jintin 0
I'm nick send email jin_us at yah00
angel55033 12
that's kinda pathetic, you could use a dating service if you're that desperate, or say he like died or is in prison now so that's impossible lol