Work: Today, scarcely having time to look at myself, I quickly got...

By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 19:57 - Australia

Today, scarcely having time to look at myself, I quickly got dressed and went to work. Only when I got there and saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror did I notice that the colour and detail of my black lacy bra could easily be seen. I work for a construction company. Full of men. FML

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By Uglyshirts - 09/04/2009 08:44 - South Africa

Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office-all of them guys were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML

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By birdiebeth13 - 10/04/2013 17:41 - United States - Chippewa Falls

Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML

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By oooops - 24/01/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML

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By dorrisdoes - 28/07/2014 20:47 - New Zealand

Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML

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By Alyxandrea Loffer - 24/09/2020 01:02 - United States - Ellsworth

Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML

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By Tonya - 28/06/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

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By Employee - 07/08/2012 19:17 - United States - Lincoln

Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML

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By Lana - 20/07/2010 12:43 - Austria

Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML

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Just great, thanks

By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 02:15 - United States

Today, while at training with several of my co-workers, I realized I was the only woman. The only thing one of them said to me the entire day was "DUDE!" while staring at my chest as I took my coat off in the morning. FML

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bachooka 5

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:05

Your life may be F'ed, but their day was just made!

sloaan 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:09

Don't flatter yourself. Also, what are you possibly wearing that exposes your bra, yet remains appropriate for work?

Comments

maddiester 5

Tuesday 8 February 2011 6:12

I'm assuming your an architect.. cause that would be really weird.

smushies_fml 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 6:48

I agree with #20 

Plaid_rainbows 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 6:57

WTF does YDI and OP mean ? Twitter it to me. Plaid_Rainbows

megaaann_fml 9

Tuesday 8 February 2011 8:25

Wow. HALARIOUS #83. Anyways, YDI means You Deserve It, & OP means Operator, as in the person who wrote the FML.. I think?

theannonymousone 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 10:12

OP means Original Post/Poster and Obesity Pandemic.

Efilyn 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 7:21

Ask one of the nice men for a hoodie or jacket.

rockyraccoon28 8

Tuesday 8 February 2011 7:26

sigh. how in the world does this happen to people? when I get new clothes, I always check to make sure that you can't see through them, and if you can then I figure out what I should wear under them. I guess that's just me.

Suchagoonnn 4

Tuesday 8 February 2011 8:28

HA agree ^

megaaann_fml 9

Tuesday 8 February 2011 8:33

you can't not know that you're wearing a black bra and a white shirt, unless you you really have you're nose held that high. ****.

lordcaliburx 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 9:15

not every man looks at women at work. they may be doing their job and your trying to make it something its not. oh looks like tina is trying to get that sexual harassment lawsuit against us. again. when will she learn that tina.