Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I awoke to my cat with micro pellets all over him. He'd destroyed a pillow containing them, and now there are thousands of these pellets throughout the entire house. My vacuum is broken. FML
Today, my cat was looking a little peaky. After craning my neck to check for lumps under his chin, he felt this was the perfect time to throw up a half-digested mouse onto my face. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML
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Roevera 14
My cat cuts off the heads and leaves them on my doorstep at night. I wake up to find mouse heads all in a row on my porch when I leave for school..
disco2466 8
did you taste it and find out what it was?
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Comments (119)
obamathellama 0
Your cat loves you.
kimmi41509 10
That sounds delicious.
eva_baby25 4
Mmmmmm tastes just like raisins(:
sarahbear430 0
Raisins? That's so random, lol.
silentbutfunny 0
Doin its job... Just has to hold it in
perdix 31
Sometimes ******* can be killers. Is your cat named ****** Dentata?
yscpunkchick 14
It's a present for the family
Enslaved 38
At least the problem is now taken care of. Cats catch and kill creatures all the time. Mine once caught an iguana twice his size and dragged it to my front door. But I'd freak if he threw up body parts. :P blah!
Pr0metheus 7
That furry little bastard took out a giant lizard? Respect.
hiddenpoet 0
I wanna chuke now
music_woman1 11
I think the tiny organs triggered my retching. Good luck cleaning up OP, I feel for you.
surfnshred 2
Should of caught the dead rodent in mid air in your mouth so there would not have been a mess
OhHushDear 11
That's disgusting.
ShyAnn29 15
That is nasty!