Work: Today, our dishwasher door broke. My mom made me sit there for... - FML

By NehNehPwn - 24/06/2014 15:09 - Canada - Toronto

Today, our dishwasher door broke. My mom made me sit there for an hour straight, holding the door shut so it would work. FML

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NehNehPwn 20

Friday 25 July 2014 3:54

For se reason some was cut off. If I left it to get a chair or anything it would pop open and restart the whole cycle (30 min cycles) my mom went in the shower so she couldn't get me anything. Another thing is I was able to sit on the floor to use my phone (thank God). Finally, due to being anaphylactic to milk and eggs, I could not have wash the dishes (my family still eats them) Thanks for commenting and have a nice day everyone!

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XPhoenixFire 17

Tuesday 24 June 2014 22:05

Why not put something heavy against it?

cryssycakesx3 22

Tuesday 24 June 2014 22:20

I think she did....

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nialls_girl 13

Wednesday 25 June 2014 17:28

Is your family completely above hand washing dishes?

Omniprism 14

Wednesday 25 June 2014 18:19

Uh hello don't you have a chair or duct tape? I wouldn't have sat there for an hour. Maybe she should've called to get it fixed instead of running the damn machine. Or hey washing them by hand. What a crazy notion.

magic_lover423 10

Wednesday 25 June 2014 19:14

I've had to do this

Jacei3eleren 2

Wednesday 25 June 2014 20:53

y not just wash em the ole fashioned way. i nvr owned a dishwasher in my life and im not even tht old im only 26. my mom always told me tht im her dishwasher

JaneEffinLane 7

Wednesday 25 June 2014 22:13

YDI, you could have washed them by hand in less than half that time.

ImmaAstronomer 3

Thursday 26 June 2014 2:16

Put a chair next to it. You didn't have to waste your time

Drose33 2

Thursday 26 June 2014 3:11

Why not wash the dishes by hand

gabbywalliscool 5

Thursday 26 June 2014 4:55

I have to wash it by hand you can sit your back on it and use your phone or read something put some pillows on it and you could get confy

melisa_hope 9

Thursday 26 June 2014 5:54

Hey that's better than having to wash them by hand!

gigi_rawx 9

Thursday 26 June 2014 8:43

theres this new thing they invented called "duct tape", maybe you should try it

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