By witchybaby89 - 26/05/2015 02:50 - United States

Today, one of my regulars came up to my car in the parking lot. We talked through the window while I put on my makeup. He then asked for a hug because he won't be in for two weeks. I obliged and he was kind enough to slide his hand between my legs. He then gave me $50 not to tell his wife. FML
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To answer a lot of questions, I'm a truck stop waitress not a prostitute or stripper. He's a truck driver who has been a faithful customer for two years and has been handsy before but never to this extent. I took the money to my manager and they're looking over video of the parking lot and my restaurant.

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Top comments

burnthistown 20

I thought she meant one of her regulars as in she's a prostitute

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GeorgiaBea 28

Perv... Tell his wife... And the cops.

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Comments

Cass_x 22

idk why #9 is getting thumbed down, I thought the exact same thing

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djhudak24 2

I swear I didn't think you were a prostitute

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DKWanderlust 10

I hope you told his wife AND took his $50.

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tranced_ 45

I'm confused! but then he sounds like a perv so do tell his wife!

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igg125 30

You made more than most people make in three hours of work in a second. Keep your mouth shut and smile.

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Merylwen 24

You need feminism.

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MzZombicidal 36

Oh, wow! She was sexually assaulted by a creepy ******* cheater but she should be quiet because he PAID her? So I can stab you, give you $50 and expect you to just smile and shut up? Good deal.

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NateshN 18

I actually hope you didn't take the money since he shouldn't be able to feel safe for even one minute! otherwise he will think that he gets away with everything

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Zebediabolical 39

And if OP took the money his can pretty easily paint OP as a prossie. And quite possibly himself as the victim. 'I gave her 50 bucks to let me feel her up. Then she said she wanted a grand or she'd tell my wife and the cops.' Just believable enough to confuse the issue and turn it into a he-said/she-said situation. And no one wins those.

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sibylrelee 7

that sucks . keep the money and then tell his wife and police .

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