Today, one of my regulars came up to my car in the parking lot. We talked through the window while I put on my makeup. He then asked for a hug because he won't be in for two weeks. I obliged and he was kind enough to slide his hand between my legs. He then gave me $50 not to tell his wife. FML
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witchybaby89 16
To answer a lot of questions, I'm a truck stop waitress not a prostitute or stripper. He's a truck driver who has been a faithful customer for two years and has been handsy before but never to this extent. I took the money to my manager and they're looking over video of the parking lot and my restaurant.
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burnthistown 20
I thought she meant one of her regulars as in she's a prostitute
GeorgiaBea 28
Perv... Tell his wife... And the cops.
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Comments (67)
Cass_x 22
idk why #9 is getting thumbed down, I thought the exact same thing
Cebolamole 13
What exactly is you do for a living?
djhudak24 2
I swear I didn't think you were a prostitute
DKWanderlust 10
I hope you told his wife AND took his $50.
jeffandjeff 22
Blackmail him
tranced_ 45
I'm confused! but then he sounds like a perv so do tell his wife!
igg125 30
You made more than most people make in three hours of work in a second. Keep your mouth shut and smile.
Merylwen 24
You need feminism.
MzZombicidal 36
Oh, wow! She was sexually assaulted by a creepy ******* cheater but she should be quiet because he PAID her? So I can stab you, give you $50 and expect you to just smile and shut up? Good deal.
ironmany_fml 23
feminism is like cancer
NateshN 18
I actually hope you didn't take the money since he shouldn't be able to feel safe for even one minute! otherwise he will think that he gets away with everything
Zebediabolical 45
And if OP took the money his can pretty easily paint OP as a prossie. And quite possibly himself as the victim. 'I gave her 50 bucks to let me feel her up. Then she said she wanted a grand or she'd tell my wife and the cops.' Just believable enough to confuse the issue and turn it into a he-said/she-said situation. And no one wins those.
sibylrelee 7
that sucks . keep the money and then tell his wife and police .
sibylrelee 7
so did i