Today, one of my regulars came up to my car in the parking lot. We talked through the window while I put on my makeup. He then asked for a hug because he won't be in for two weeks. I obliged and he was kind enough to slide his hand between my legs. He then gave me $50 not to tell his wife. FML
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witchybaby89 16
To answer a lot of questions, I'm a truck stop waitress not a prostitute or stripper. He's a truck driver who has been a faithful customer for two years and has been handsy before but never to this extent. I took the money to my manager and they're looking over video of the parking lot and my restaurant.
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burnthistown 20
I thought she meant one of her regulars as in she's a prostitute
GeorgiaBea 28
Perv... Tell his wife... And the cops.
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UnluckyGeek 10
Buy her some chocolates and flowers and tell her what happened. The money may as well go to something good!
invadermaythe1st 35
Take his money, maybe increase the price of 'keeping quiet' and then tell his wife.
brendejafulable 41
Keep the money and tell his wife.
UnluckyGeek 10
Buy her some chocolates and some flowers and tell her what happened. The money should go towards something good for her.
Mr_Millions 18
Kick him in the dick bet he won't touch you again OP
ironmany_fml 23
she would also lose a regular "customer"
igive 29
Customers like those aren't worth being kept. I've kicked out a few people who harrassed our waitstaff.
UH60 26
No valid excuse for roughing someone up :/ That's only my opinion, of course.
lvg_fml 10
If she was a prostitute I don't think it would have come as a shock that he did that
rehadb 10
It doesn't matter what profession. Men, put yourself in her place. Bid a guy did that to you, how would you feel?
Soluxis 17
Rich. Easiest $50 I'd make.
MzZombicidal 36
It's a sad life you live if $50 is rich and you'd happily accept it after being sexually assaulted.
ironmany_fml 23
If I was a male prostitue, then it would be the easiest 50 bucks I ever made
LastResort318 14
The asshole in me wants to make a comment about why you said men to put her self in her shoes.
msaikens31 2
I want to say she is a dancer
Spoderman170 8
Are you a prostitute?
Merylwen 24
I think a waitress or a bartender, from the looks of it. Hence why he's a "regular" and she knows his wife.