By sadguyme - 22/10/2012 07:31 - United States - Turlock

Today, on the first cold night of autumn, I realized I need a girlfriend because the only way I can stay warm is if I spoon with my dog. FML
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infamous1212 10

Is it really that cold in California or are you just looking for an excuse to spoon your dog?

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upsidedownfrownn 5

Hahahahahaha

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chosha_fml 26

Or a heater. Or a blanket. Plus maybe more clothing. You don't need to risk fleas to be warm.

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lucyy123 14

You know you don't have to spoon someone to stay warm!!!

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thorned_rose 0

Dude, don't bring your dog into this! Poor thing!

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angelfishey 3

Or you know, you could wear a coat like a normal person

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dessicakez 7

That really sucks but at least you have an awesome dog=)

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KaeSAL 11

Why are so many people under the impression that all forms of spooning are sexual?

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hannahboo15 1

Girlfriends aren't only good for snuggling (;

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day624 14

You live in Cali.. Its probably like 60 degrees there... Better than the 40 degree crap I've been dealing with

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