Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
Butterfly
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Sussy
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
The final straw
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Cheeky
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
The good old days
Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Two-stroke
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Fishing
Today, I was looking at my boyfriend's rarely-used Facebook page as he was next to me. Last time he was online over a year ago, he had something up that said, "Still looking for that perfect girl." I jokingly said he should update it. He responded, "Why? It's still true." FML
Top comments
fwongraven 10
Well how many of these groups did you join, exactly? If you're part of the current Facebook craze of joining a million groups and pages that 'relate' to you, especially the relationship-related ones, YDI.
Wildee 0
your boyfriend is a douchebag, fyl.
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Comments (120)
kevinwestonjonah 0
good for him
xosaycanuROCKx 0
http://touch.facebook.com/index.php?lh=e91b15f14c3129f95f6c419aefa3d2e5&eu=zZ5lyfV9I0z-BK-4mfxjpA#/profile.php?id=120173424664532
PandaBear492 0
I hope you dumped his ass.
SirJamie77 7
"Pwned" Isn't a word.
cheese666 2
this is bullshit u can't comment on someone joining a group dumbass
jeaLousyTURNSnv 0
im sorry to laugh. but lmmfao thats pretty funny. don't take it to heart its just facebook. && thats the problem with social networks now, ppl take it too seriously !
PuNkGiRl2231 13
my ex broke up with me on facebook... he changed his relationship status..
BroadwayGirl16 6
I really hope you dumped him after that...
nightrose0087 10
Lame.
BlitzPKF 10
Facebook groups are a waste of time, you could be hanging out with your friends or boyfriend instead of joining digital groups