By DaddyZ - 27/06/2010 13:30 - United States

Today, my youngest son thought that RedBull actually gave him wings. What it actually gave him was a trip to the ER and 7 stitches. It also gave me a meeting with social services. FML
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mattorama 15

Holy crap, this is the be the biggest bunch of self righteous people jumping to conclusions I've ever seen in one place. You have no clue where he got the Red Bull from, NOR do you have any idea how young the son was. So anyone complaining about the guy "giving" a "little kid" a Red Bull, are you psychic or something? Were you there? No you weren't, so stop pulling details out of your rear end.

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christophergris 0

redbull it gives you wings!!!!!!! ahhhhhh

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TylerDirty 15

All the advertisement for RedBull says it gives you wings, so I personally blame RedBull

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BadassBitch01 3

You're all morons if you think he actually gave the son Redbull...

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sjella 5

Kids do stupid things.... a meeting with social services is ridiculous!!! I'm sorry you have to go thru this crap.

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caitiebug1119 15

I'm not saying it's your fault, I'm just saying hide the Red Bull. Kids believe anything. He probably thought it was just really cool juice, it made him hyper, logic flew out the window (so to speak), and he learned that the ground really hurts. I don't know though. Maybe the son is a stupid teenager you wouldn't think to have to explain Red Bull to.

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Baller_Bob 17

I'm sorry, but your son is officially brain dead

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