By DaddyZ - 27/06/2010 13:30 - United States

Today, my youngest son thought that RedBull actually gave him wings. What it actually gave him was a trip to the ER and 7 stitches. It also gave me a meeting with social services. FML
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mattorama 15

Holy crap, this is the be the biggest bunch of self righteous people jumping to conclusions I've ever seen in one place. You have no clue where he got the Red Bull from, NOR do you have any idea how young the son was. So anyone complaining about the guy "giving" a "little kid" a Red Bull, are you psychic or something? Were you there? No you weren't, so stop pulling details out of your rear end.

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christophergris 0

redbull it gives you wings!!!!!!! ahhhhhh

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katanaBerzerker 0

if i were you id let him be taken away cuz of the fact he may act retarted again he sounds like challenge to keep around sory for being mean its my opinion

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ilovejonathan13 0

Who gives a seven year old RedBull? Wtf?

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2010_18 0

I agree why were you giving your little kid red bull? especially if their not mature enough to know that it can't actually give you wings...you need to revise your parenting.

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MercuryHatred 0

LMAO!!! Was he wearing a superman costume and playing R Kelly - I believe I can fly? Next time give him a Monster and send him to school. Lets see how many stitches he can MAKE.

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lilkim_fml 0

this reminds me of that episode of Nitro Circus where Travis Pastrana trows himself out of a helicopter, with no parachute.. right before he jumps he drinks a RedBull and says "Hope this works!" That made me lolXDXD

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MichaelJackson10 0

; Thats Funny lol ! At That < / 3

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xXxDestinyXxX 0

No wonder you are going to have a meeting with social services, you obviously were not watching your son.

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dsrkness 3

better warn your daughter about maxi pads lol

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Nemle22 4

@222...accidents happen. You can't prevent everything, you moron. @OP...you're stupid for giving your kid RedBull.

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