Work: Today, my workplace had a big employee photoshoot for an ad campaign....

By fuggers :/ - 24/11/2013 21:38 - United Kingdom - Basingstoke

Today, my workplace had a big employee photoshoot for an ad campaign. I was there all of 30 seconds before the photographer said, "What the fuck? Look guys, this ain't an ad for facial abortions." He then asked me and another colleague to step out of the shot. FML

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By L…… - 18/12/2021 04:59

Today, while chatting with my work friend, our work photographer walked in saying she needed two people for a photo for our company social media. My friend said OK, and without hesitation the photographer said, while side-eyeing me, “Great. I’ll go see who else might be free to be in the picture with you.” FML

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By Karaoke Queen - 20/11/2018 12:00

Today, I went to a work event and was having my picture taken with a coworker. Since we had done karaoke together, someone said we should pose like we were singing. I held my hand up like I was holding a mic and opened my mouth. It looked like I was performing a sex act. My boss glared at me. FML

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By Welp - 03/07/2016 12:39 - Romania

Today, I found out that my company used a nice photo of my coworkers and me for their corporate website, in efforts to make their office seem fun and relaxed. This wouldn't be so bad if they hadn't just fired every single person in the photo, myself included. FML

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By jasonvanr - 10/05/2016 08:19 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, a woman kindly asked if she might take a photo of her son in our cowboy boots. Thinking it couldn't do much harm, I agreed. Ten minutes later there was a butt naked three year-old and his entire family taking pictures in my shoe store. My manager wasn't impressed. FML

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By sad45 - 15/03/2009 05:09 - Canada

Today, I was shopping with my friends and I got asked by a man if I could be in one of his commercials. I obviously said yes without thinking twice. I then found out that he wanted me to be the before picture for an acne control moisturizer. FML

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By Wrecked Ralphina - 07/10/2023 00:30 - United States

Today, I decided to try out a new look. Hair, make-up, dress. Later, at work, a guy from our insurance came to assess the building's fire damages from 2 days ago, saying, "I'm here to take pictures of the wreckage." One of my coworkers said, "She's right over there!" FML

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By PicturePerfect - 02/03/2009 21:33 - Canada

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

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By CrawlingUnderARock - 26/09/2017 16:00

Today, I discovered that a company has been using a photo of me for one of those "she lost 50 pounds" online ads. I'm the "before" photo. FML

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By greattt - 10/02/2009 21:15 - United States

Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML

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Timing is everything

By unluckypanda - 03/07/2021 16:04 - United States - Makawao

Today, I had a photoshoot planned weeks ago, getting one of the last coveted spots. My boyfriend couldn’t even show up on time. It was a sunrise shoot. We arrived once the sun had been up for 25 mins already. He wondered "what the big deal is?” FML

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ellenjasmin 18

Monday 25 November 2013 2:18

Beauty is subjective :) don't let some rude amateur photographer get you down

Setareh23 34

Monday 25 November 2013 2:18

Wow, that was really unprofessional of the photographer. Your boss didn't say anything?

Comments

inkdeath87 18

Monday 25 November 2013 2:28

Fire that asshole, he shouldn't be making comments like that!

awkwardloveannie 28

Monday 25 November 2013 3:40

he's being paid to take a certain picture

upallnight11 19

Monday 25 November 2013 2:28

I don't get why some people have to be so rude.

perdix 29

Monday 25 November 2013 2:30

How rude!!! He could have asked you two to stand in the back row, behind the tallest people. That way, you could have saved face without yours ruining his artwork.

SystemofaBlink41 27

Monday 25 November 2013 3:24

So all this time... I was never "too tall"?

awkwardloveannie 28

Monday 25 November 2013 5:45

or asked you to go get him some random insignificant thing while he took the picture for the ad and when you got back take one with you , and when you see it it'll be to late

perdix 29

Monday 25 November 2013 12:44

#58, that seems like a lot of effort when the photographer could just Photoshop some attractive stock-photo faces on the heads of the fuglies.

paramor3 23

Tuesday 26 November 2013 14:44

This is a good time for you to read the employee handbook really close in front of your face!! Action shots....yeah!!

fucMyLifeSoHard 18

Monday 25 November 2013 2:32

Well, the photographer can be a George Clooney himself, what with his being a photographer and all.

fmylifeNOT 15

Monday 25 November 2013 2:34

Why does it matter... He should've just taken the picture and kept his mouth shut!

Mynamewontfi 40

Monday 25 November 2013 2:38

Everyone's face can be saved with photoshop, doesn't he know that? Just kidding ofc, that guy was just an asshole and very unprofessional for saying that.