Today, my wife of 12 years informed me that the only sexual activity she is interested in is foreplay, and she absolutely doesn't want to go any further than that anymore. FML
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Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Today, is another day that my wife will choose anything over sex. I don't want to flirt with her anymore. If I can't have a normal sex life, I would rather embrace celibacy. I love her and was flirting with her daily up until now, but if she needs some other kind of confirmation to feel sexy, she can go ahead and find it. I'm done. FML
Today, my wife lost interest in sex a long time ago. I’ve tried to reignite her interest lately, which culminated in an argument where she gave me permission to go out and shag other women. We might as well divorce at this point if she’s going to say things like that. FML
Today, I realised my wife has been slowly phasing out most elements of our previously active and inventive sex life. These days, it's missionary once a month or she tells me to whack one off by myself in the bathroom. When did we get so boring? FML
Today, my girlfriend complained that we never have sex anymore. The only way she ever wants sex is missionary, with barely any foreplay. When I asked if we could spice things up and mentioned a few simple ideas, she said the conversation was making her uncomfortable and changed the subject. FML
Today, after sex, my wife of three months said, "You know, sex isn't as good now that we're married… Maybe we should take a break." I said we should spice things up. She said, firmly, "No, let's stop" and wouldn't talk to me for the rest of the night. FML
Today, my wife complained that our sex life is too boring and vanilla. I have spent the last two years suggesting ideas to keep it interesting: S&M, swinging, roleplay, cosplay, public play, new toys, you name it. All I ever hear is, "Eww you pervert, that is disgusting and sick, how dare you even mention that." FML
Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML
Today, I had to have the awkward conversation with my wife of 20-plus years that the reason I’ve lost interest in sex is because our sex life has been mind numbingly boring for at least 15 of those years, always the same positions, never wanting to try anything new, just so boring. FML
Today, my wife always told me she loved sex too much to ever give it up. I don’t know what’s happened recently but she’s now angry for no reason, bitter at the world, makes me suffer just for existing, and yes, she’s cancelled all intimacy and sex for the foreseeable future. FML
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pdp_fml 21
Doesn't foreplay lead to sex? Please try to warm her up for about 30 minutes and see what happens after that. I think that you will score.
logankyng 15
Stuff like that is the reason I'm unmarried and content
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christian_slate 16
Ask her when she started thinking about this, what she began feeling and thinking and how this relates overall to your marriage. Maybe there have been little things going wrong sexually in the past few months. Maybe there's something deeper like about raising children or not having any.
indianswagg 14
That's terrible haha
maggiewalters 17
Thats funny cause many women (me included) hate foreplay.
LyricaSilvan 30
Spoken like a virgin. Idk what your idea of "many" is, but unless it's two, you're so very wrong.
kiroarous 9
She might be cheating dude, doesn't want u to find out by getting it
bluerhhajfk 17
I guess the "foreplay" is just "play" now for you.
gadgetdwf 10
Thats completely up to her; if she doesn't want to have sex, she shouldn't have to. Talk to her about any issues, but don't pressure her- its her choice.
DarthVader77 9
Yes, it is her choise. By choosing it she migh as well bring a hooker/mistress home. The good thing, this "marriage" is going to be over VERY SOON.
DarthVader77 9
Warm her up. In crematorium :)
graceinsheepwear 34
Pillow princess.
assistantrachel 2
It might be the only way she gets off, but then if she's the only one getting off, that's a little unfair...
bruins46 6
Who the hell wants JUST foreplay?
BrotherPhil 35
It can be fun like that, as long as the play is mutual