By GettingNone - 25/06/2009 03:05 - France

Spicy
Today, my wife asked me to pop an ingrown hair near her crotch. We haven't had sex since last September. Popping her ingrown hair was the closest I've gotten to my wife's vagina in nearly nine months. FML
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Same thing different taste

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How the hell do you go that long without sex? I'm married and we don't go more than 2 or 3 days, even when we're sick. This is after four years, too.

That sucks! You know the romance is gone when your wife asks you to pop an ingrown hair. Near her ******.

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Ignore people who suggest cheating; it's not how you solve marital problems. I'm guessing since you said 9 months, she might be pregnant. If not, simply ask her what the problem is or suggest counseling.

Lmfao. Should've made a move, stud muffin.

That's what I'm thinking! Wtf? Who asks that? *gag*

ljv223 3

I'd say shes cheating on you think about it

iBreezy92192 0

Oh hell no. **** that. That is sick. I don't care how comfortable you get with your spouse of w.e. You just don't ask someone to do that. Thats gross. Do it your own damn self! And if you are married, you need to talk to her.. Explain to her dudes need sex. No ifs ans or buts about it. FYL dude. FYL.

You should definitely try to talk to her about why she's unwilling or unable to have sex with you. Maybe go to couples counseling or something. If she's simply adamantly unwilling and you think it's important enough, you should try to talk her into letting you have sex outside the relationship. It's not cheating if everyone involved consents, and if she's not willing to provide that for you herself, she shouldn't really have a problem with you getting it somewhere else as long as you keep clean, use protection, and promise to keep it purely sexual between you and the other person/people involved. If she's not up for that and you feel it's important enough to you, I'd definitely recommend divorce. Don't cheat though 'cause that's just shitty and cruel and awful.

well i don't know you but i think YDI. TALK TO HER!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow some people don't know anything....maybe you haven't been as romantic as you want her to be. you need to tell her to get all sexy and you get sexy yourself...and romantically ask her what she wants you to do..that should get her going!...if she's cheating on you you'll find out. don't jump to any conclusions though