Today, my two sons were fighting. I had to shout, "Give me that pillow" - the object over which they were quarrelling - and put them into two separate rooms. My sons are 12 and 15. FML
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Today, I woke up to my 7 year old son angrily trying to smother me with a pillow. FML
Today, I was visiting my in-laws and sharing a room with my husband's 17-year-old sister. Later that night she and her brother of 24 years started fist-fighting over an air mattress and I had to pull them off each other. The brother later berated me with, "You can't handle any pressure!" FML
Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML
Today, my two boys wanted to sleep in bed with us. My wife gave them the okay, even though there’s not enough room for all of us to lay. I’m now sleeping in my 3 year-old’s bed. FML
Today, I told both my boyfriend and my son that they needed to start spending more time together. They both asked why and what they did that I feel the need to punish them. They’re so similar, even I forget they’re not father and son, and yet for some reason they hate each other. FML
Today, my boys fight a lot, and I watched as one of them revealed he bought a frigging knight's shield to protect himself, so his brother punched the shield, which flew backwards, hit him in the mouth and broke a tooth. I could not make this up if I tried. JUST GET ALONG ALREADY! FML
Today, after I broke up yet another fight between my sons, I demanded to know why they hate each other and fight all the time. After some blank looks they said, almost in unison, “It is the way” and wouldn’t explain what they meant. Even the internet isn’t being helpful here. Help. FML
Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML
Today, my son and I were arguing, and my wife yelled at us that the reason we don't get along is because we have identical personalities. She then kicked us out until we learn to get along, so we're sleeping in the freezing caravan, sharing a blanket that's only 6 feet wide and was last used for the cat to give birth. FML
Today, my sons are such idiots that they had a blazing punch-up that put both of them in hospital, all because one of them stole the last cigarette from a packet. Never mind they both have their own cigarettes, but for some reason the theft of this one cigarette was the last straw that lead to a punch up. FML
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Emint 16
I feel like this is a normal occurrence in every household.
Tripartita 45
I didn't have any siblings growing up, so we had to hire somebody for me to fight over pillows with. It was so awkward.
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Comments (53)
samdel12 10
Boys never grow up. My brother and I had a fight today about who got the last cookie..he's 27 I'm 20. It's kinda just a brother thing really
jilly19 3
Dude, that's not that bad
aedar 16
Must be one hell of a pillow :)
imbedderdenu 23
Doesn't surprise me. mine are only 9&10. But I have no doubt I will be experiencing something similar in our future... smh Siblings are nuts. boys (God love em) are dumb. is what it is. batten the hatches it's gonna be a bumpy ride! They are fun though!....when they aren't fighting....
bellarrr 5
Lol that's pretty common
worldclassrager 41
Did this pillow have something special to it?
SecundusSecunda 27
Yes, it is their girlfriend but OP doesn't know that yet
FuckThisLogin 32
And?
tiger820 20
you needed to let them duke it out and prove their dominance!
angel79_fml 5
Ok boys yes will fight and one will always need to prove their dominance however, wolves fight, lion's fight, hyena's fight for dominance but I believe she gave birth to humans. My son's would have one time to say they are fighting for dominance then they'd find themselves in the dogs running cage outside.
burberryrox 4
If it was a memory foam pillow i would totally rip my sisters hair out for it as well