By TonyTalkingClock - 04/11/2014 12:48 - United States - Haverhill

Today, my sweet tooth went to a whole different level when I took a swig out of a bottle of maple syrup. FML
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TonyTalkingClock 11

OP here. First off, I would like to thank you all for not only putting my FML on here, but also giving me all this feedback! I felt like I would answer some questions. 2 - Note to self: Will try. 8, and several others - I actually do have some French Canadian heritage, but I was born and raised here in the North Shore of Massachusetts. 36 - It's real maple. Thanks for the feedback, everyone! If you're wondering, it tasted like maple syrup.

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Top comments

WCARlover 34

As someone who likes to eat spoonfuls of frosting and chocolate chips I have little room to judge

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Enkeria 30

Put some vodka in it and you're ready to go. Haha!! :)

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Comments

TonyTalkingClock 11

OP here. First off, I would like to thank you all for not only putting my FML on here, but also giving me all this feedback! I felt like I would answer some questions. 2 - Note to self: Will try. 8, and several others - I actually do have some French Canadian heritage, but I was born and raised here in the North Shore of Massachusetts. 36 - It's real maple. Thanks for the feedback, everyone! If you're wondering, it tasted like maple syrup.

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thatoneninjadude 14

I'm guessing you've done this already but try putting it on waffles, It's much better that way.

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jthmtwin 16

Woot hello fellow masshole, and the only way to go is with real maple :)

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KyleUnderhill 9

this isn't even that bad so what you drank maple syrup it's not a big deal maple syrup is good and made to be consumed

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blackonblight 32

100% pure maple syrup? That stuff is really strong on the sugar, and usually thinner than the artificial kind. A little goes a long way. I've been tempted to try using it to sweeten my tea when the honey is rock solid, but haven't yet dared. Plus it can be expensive.

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aliciavanham 13

And now you have enough sugar for the rest of the year

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FYlife604 18

Fail real maple syrup isn't high in sugar comparing it to that breakfast syrup crap it's much better for you.

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blackonblight 32

It's still pretty high in sugar, it's actually more intense if you're used to the corn syrup in everything we have in America, tasting a different sugar than the one you've built up a taste tolerance for makes it seem sweeter.

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yeemahlifesucks 10

Now just wear a bathing suit out in the snow and you'll be a Canadian!

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thatoneninjadude 14

I've worn basketball shorts and slippers in the snow does that make me Canadian?

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MegMeg362 9

As someone who just eats chocolate chips by the handfulls.. i really have no room to judge! Enjoy!

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False_Stupidity 41

Sounds yummy and a great way to wash down the chocolate chips and ice cream. An extreme sugar rush.

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ZorroRooster 19

Do this kinda stuff all the time. Its tasty is what it is. Mix it with some Crown Royal Maple and its even better.

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LadyIrene 21

That seems like an awful lot of sugar.

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CSXIV 19

As someone who once got together with a group of friends and took swigs of Grenadine, I probably shouldn't judge, either.

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