Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that I could never marry him because he's a Yankees fan. He told me he could never marry me because he couldn't see himself having a terrible love life for the rest of his life. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to text him when I got home to let him know I'd made it home safe. He said if I didn't, he'd assume that aliens had abducted me and that he'd get a new girlfriend. He was completely serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML
Today, my pasty white boyfriend told me he intended to try and grow dreadlocks. FML
Today, when my boyfriend got home, I told him about how I’d had the worst day with our baby. Without blinking, he told me to say the word and he’d drive to a different city and anonymously surrender our son to a fire station and all our suffering would be over. He was completely serious. FML
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Top comments
SimpleSimon 0
"I wanna roll with, The gangstas, But oh, no, they all think I'm too white and nerdy"
infinityrhyme 0
Maybe he's thinking you'll support him and buy some bling too.
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Comments (302)
shining_star 0
but the post isn't racist, so it shouldn't be deleted...the comments are. And there are plenty of gay gangsters, even ones that are African American, ever heard of being on the DL?
kaelendra 0
drop him... quick. then find a smarter boytoy.
jumpman3000 0
just a little info here...tupac was never actually part of a gang
Overcast117 5
No, FHL. You're not obligated to put up with that shit, dude. :D
misterman2 3
Aren't most "gangsters" homophobic? Oh and, sexinmybed, you are soooo stupid, lol.
metro_mello 0
no o.O i know quite a few "gangsters" in my school considering i live in tacoma and they are okay with gay people as long as they dont try any moves on them :)
caroliya 0
had he just seen public enemies?
u_must_be_gay09 0
wow. YDI for being a ******* queer
Check_Mate 0
I wish just once there could be apost that properly explained in full detail why it is wrong or otherwise offensive for a person to be gay. Just once.
zee209 0
Sadly, some people are just homophobic. The only reason I've ever heard of 'why it's wrong to be gay' is people saying things about God. It's a sad world we live in :(
u_must_be_gay09 0
definately not. you're a freak for thinking something like that. so you're telling me that u wanna have anal sex with another male? you're an idiot. normal people (not being gay of course) would stay striaght and never think of something disgusting like that. thats why there is a penis and a ******! THEY ARE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER! HELLO!!!!!!!!!
Overcast117 5
I can connect two random body parts, too! That's why there's the gall bladder and the toenail. HELLO THEY WERE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER
stephanye 0
You're a moron.
thebestapple 0
Well spoken. God, these homphobes are annoying. ALL PEOPLE ARE CREATED EQUAL. Straight, gay, lesbian, bisexual, transexual. I support them all. It's nice to see someone agrees.
razzumfrazzum 0
Ha ha the white Gangstalicious. Do the homie, do the homie.......err I mean homies over hos...yea
zee209 0
Oh jeez -_- seriously? What's wrong with people? Sorry to hear that, FYL indeed. I would laugh too, though, if my BF told me that!
zee209 0
That's a huge stereotype...