Animals: Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut... - FML

By ughno - 21/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

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ughno 0

Monday 22 February 2010 5:36

wow this has just turned into a bug argument over who's state it better hahaha

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x805xUnknown 6

Monday 22 February 2010 1:11

Your such a *****!! How could you do that?!

canzo378 0

Monday 22 February 2010 1:32

Ask your step mom how many of her ex-boyfriend were dogs...

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CocoaCrisp 0

Monday 22 February 2010 1:53

did the dog mount you? or was he not in to you?

mikaljames 0

Monday 22 February 2010 1:55

*****!!!

mub_fml 0

Monday 22 February 2010 1:56

depends are yo hott if yo ugly then it dnt matter

blademaster23 0

Monday 22 February 2010 1:57

beat the shit out of her!

lottaluv 0

Monday 22 February 2010 1:59

ummmmmm.......??

tlouise12 0

Monday 22 February 2010 2:00

I smell fake fml. this one is just plain stupid, and if you're step-mom really did that then she's the one that should say fml because she has serious ******* issues.

omgitsalex62 0

Monday 22 February 2010 2:01

hahahhhahahaha !!!

ShallowWerewolf 0

Monday 22 February 2010 2:03

I always knew step moms were real bitches...I have one. FML

KingsBlade 0

Monday 22 February 2010 2:07

disturbed stepmom anyone

peachezthelette 22

Monday 22 February 2010 2:10

my fiance gets mad at the dog for seeing me naked lmao

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