Animals: Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut... - FML

By ughno - 21/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

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ughno 0

Monday 22 February 2010 5:36

wow this has just turned into a bug argument over who's state it better hahaha

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x805xUnknown 6

Monday 22 February 2010 1:11

Your such a *****!! How could you do that?!

canzo378 0

Monday 22 February 2010 1:32

Ask your step mom how many of her ex-boyfriend were dogs...

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golfcrzy 0

Monday 22 February 2010 2:55

guess you better not ever get naked infront of a human man until she dies or she might kill you lol. btw, i would ask her how she knew

mandapandaz 0

Monday 22 February 2010 2:59

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

killahitlah 0

Monday 22 February 2010 3:01

this just totally made my day I feel bad for but this is funney as h***

Jessi_Rose96 0

Monday 22 February 2010 3:04

Your stepmonster is just jealous. she can't get it from your dad so she's been jacking off with the dog...... and then you came along and had to give the dog a peek. bitch!

jones91 0

Monday 22 February 2010 3:08

sounds like something my grandmother would say lol

jetpackzach 5

Monday 22 February 2010 3:13

lucky frickin dog...haha

Lisa89 3

Monday 22 February 2010 3:14

FYL for having a nut for a mum

je_suis_mied 0

Monday 22 February 2010 3:19

This is soooo fake.....

PurpleKuSh_fml 0

Monday 22 February 2010 3:19

@109 yea stfu u dumb bich deres people like this across tha ENTIRE MUTHAFUCKING COUNTRY. so before you talk shit about Texas think about every psycho path out there and dumbassas and think if there ALL from Texas. You dumb ass ignorant bitch made hoe

joseph11 0

Monday 22 February 2010 3:20

ur step mom wants some hahaha

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