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Anonymous Morecambe, United Kingdom

Today, my son had been grinning like a damn fool all day. When I tried to take a bath, I realised why. The idiot put superglue on the inside of my prosthetic leg this morning and I didn’t notice for nearly 15 hours. I can’t get the damn thing off. FML

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When you get it off you should beat him with it

thatslifeiguess7 16

How old is he? I say military school

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You should put super glue in his hand lotion.

Swear to god I’d sell his tech - all of it, phone, computer, etc - for that.

Super glue his x box. Then... don't replace it. So sorry OP. I hope it didn't break or ruin anything.

Pretty sure the glue would have dried by then

When's the funeral?

at least you won't lose it.

That little shit needs his ass kicked, preferably with that prosthetic leg.

simcityguy09 19

Smack him