Today, my roommate showed me that her pepper spray had expired, so I decided to test it on myself. It worked. FML
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Today, to protect me from the 'bad people' out there, my mom bought some pepper spray. While trying to test it, I accidentally sprayed myself in the eyes. Now, every person I meet asks me what I've been crying about. FML
Today, my mom bought me pepper spray in case anyone tried to "mess" with me. I put it in my purse. Later, a guy snatched my purse before I even had the chance to take out the pepper spray. FML
Today, I told a girl that she had very pretty eyes. I then had to rinse pepper spray from my own. FML
Today, I got mugged. But luckily I had on my keyring the pepper spray that my husband had insisted I keep with me. Unlucky for me, my husband's co-worker, who borrowed my keys, emptied my pepper by spraying it on a brick wall one day when he was bored. FML
Today, after pranking my roommate several times by putting lube in his hand sanitizer bottle, he got me back by putting sanitizer in my lube. FML
Today, after lunch with my frail, disabled, 87-year-old father, I reached into my purse for lipstick. I didn't recognize the cute cylinder I pulled out, but thinking it was a flashlight, I pressed the little button, spraying my dad and myself in the face with pepper spray. FML
Today, tired of my roommate’s constant stealing of my food, I decided to get back at him by hiding a small amount of hot sauce in his sandwich, thinking it would be a funny prank. When he took a huge bite, he immediately started choking and running to the bathroom. I later found out he's allergic to spicy food. FML
Today, my mom decided to try her new taser on me while I was asleep on the couch. FML
Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML
Today, I received an email from my friend in South Africa, with whom I'll soon be staying for 2 months. She was telling me that she had bought me a few things so I would be prepared for my stay. What did she buy me? A taser and some pepper-spray. FML
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Top comments
flockz 20
dumbass nice job spraying yourself.
karmennn 0
that was stupid. ydi for spraying yourself with pepper spray...expired or not
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Comments (302)
ejcgill13 0
dumb ****
ajeppsen 25
YDI for being a dumbass
XxxT3rr4xxX 25
Woe is the idiot who maces themselves. . .tsk tsk op
swampbaby985 30
Dumbass
DrHeadshot 5
Where inside your mind, was it a good idea to spray yourself with pepper spray? Just because it's expired, doesn't mean it's not gonna hurt
__doge__ 15
You're not very bright I see
lucasj23 11
I really dont know what to day except you're an idiot.