pvtcab
United States
Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
BrianP
Netherlands
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
oceangirl
United States
Get back here!
Today, I texted my flatmate to ask him when he would be paying his portion of the rent, since he has told me he would be late this month. He wrote back to inform me that he had moved out last night while I was away, and that he won't be paying me anything. FML
About2bhomeless
Priorities
Today, my roommate and I received a non-payment notice from our landlord, over a dishonored check that was used to pay the rent. I give my roommate money for my share and she handles the checks. Apparently, her trip to Puerto Rico was more important than paying rent. FML
fireenginemad
Vancouver, United States
Today, my roommate found an eviction notice on our door for unpaid rent. Our apartment building caught fire and we haven't been living there for well over a month because it was legally unlivable. Today was our first day back. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Theguyinthedark
Bangladesh
Roommate from hell #457
Today, my roommate and I were watching TV, and he ordered a pizza. After it was delivered, I took a slice. He yelled at me for taking his food and told me to stop mooching off him. I had to cover his rent last month and he still hasn't paid me back. FML
mackamuir
Gold Coast, Australia
Today, my roommate played a crazy April Fool's joke on me by not paying his rent this month. Good one. FML
Ted, E. Vic
United States
Today, my roommate admitted he spent his half of the rent money on a tattoo. It's all good though, we're just gonna get evicted. FML
Anonymous
Kettering, United Kingdom
Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML
Anonymous
And now, on Judge Judy
Today, I found out my roommates spent my rent money and told the landlord I never paid. I've paid my rent and theirs the past six months. My name's on the lease. FML
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the_gman 7
Either he's a freeloader or he's trying really hard to cough up the money for the rent.
bertoelmexicano 6
Facebook knows where your roommate is
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hollylolly92 3
This has happened to my friend...... Twice!!
P374RD3D 9
Cool story
Cheylea 10
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Maybe he should learn that saying?
steadycreepin 5
Like the best man!
mikeeg 0
Hunt his ass down!
twofirstnames 12
Looks like your on your own..
THE_A_TEEN 28
Op: "Remember, we have to pay the rent". Roomie "No prob. ( note to self, run to vegas with rent money)". :while holding a gun: 'Wheres my money, wheres my money, man' op: "uhhh...ehhmm...uhhh"... whell, those boy's got into some trouble with the money. Stay tuned. To be continued...
zachherbert 10
I didn't like this comment....
P374RD3D 9
I'll be back next Wednesday to see what happens.
guckylynn 19
Why do you act like you're one of the funny well known regulars? Every comment of yours is annoying.
nikl 6
Damn it I accidentally liked this comment
Arnv 5
Could you please stop commenting #72? For every time you do, I have to buy another plastic bag to store my vomit from seeing your fat, ugly head..
annihil8or 15
Always do individual leases
bones_17 5
You got played!! Lol gg
bertoelmexicano 6
Facebook knows where your roommate is
Happy777 0
So does /b/
Llama_Face89 34
This happened to a friend of mine...a word of advice: DON'T bring any mutual friends into the conflict. My entire group of friends is taking one side or the other. And they are supposed to be adults... >_
HomeAl0ne 20
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EelJumpsRope 0
What the ****? That was the dumbest, longest comment ever typed. Don't do shit like that.
holybuckets 0
WHAT?
AlexanderSilver 0
Seems legit
THE_A_TEEN 28
You're doing a parody of those nigerian scams, nice, long, and a troll to. Smart bastard...
P374RD3D 9
Would it be weird if I said I understood this comment?
queenb1621 21
Can u explain it to me?
robertlovespi 3
Thank you Captain Obvious.