Intimacy: Today, my pregnant wife was crying, so I let her sit on my lap...

By anonymous - 09/09/2013 20:16 - United States - Round Rock

Today, my pregnant wife was crying, so I let her sit on my lap so I could comfort her. She quickly started laughing in embarrassment as she peed on my leg. FML

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Comments

emily689 25

Sunday 5 January 2014 22:57

Props to you OP for being a good husband :)

girI 20

Wednesday 18 June 2014 7:58

Well, that's a sweet thing to do, she's lucky to have a husband like you!

senpa_kush 11

Friday 21 November 2014 14:20

Are you sure it wasn't her water

talicaroxi 25

Saturday 22 August 2015 19:57

when I was heavily pregnant with my son I lay on my husband. he started tickling me knowing I needed the toilet. I couldn't move for laughing as I peed all over him.