Kids: Today, my phone died. I plugged it in to charge and then went...

By no_service - 19/06/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, my phone died. I plugged it in to charge and then went out to run some errands. When I returned, my phone was no where to be found, and our shovel was on the floor, muddy and wet. I then discovered my 6-year old son had buried my "dead" 200$ palmpilot because he had felt sorry for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2018 01:30

Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML

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By cs - 13/02/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML

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By Poorphone - 08/12/2016 17:23 - United States - Denver

Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML

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By AnAngryyGiraffe - 06/12/2016 04:46 - United States - Chatsworth

Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2023 22:00 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, my son texted me that he couldn't find his phone, so I went to go help him look for it. FML

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By RiceCrispyTreats - 01/09/2015 16:46 - United States - Pelham

Today, I left my phone outside on the grass while I went inside to get a drink. I didn't expect my dad to run over it with the lawn mower. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 00:24 - United States - Boise

Today, while out hiking, my phone slipped out of my pocket. I caught it and gave it to my little cousin, giving her a "special mission" to keep it safe. When we got back to our cars later, I asked her for my phone back. Turns out she left it under a shrub back in the hills so it'd be "safe." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 07:35 - Singapore

Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML

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By Cassy - 14/02/2023 13:00 - Australia - Rockingham

Today, my 4 year-old son got a hole in his head from doing a twirl jump off bricks out the back. After being in hospital for 8 hours, my car battery was flat from me leaving the lights on. My husband went to get a new battery and lost his wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, I found my dead phone that had been missing for two weeks. I turned it on to see that I had only gotten 2 text messages during the two weeks. They were both from my mother. FML

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spillproof 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:18

what, you left your son alone. who was watching him?!

Seti_fml 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:18

I would be sooo pissed. Especially since it's hard to be mad at your kid since he was trying to help.

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baileys82 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 4:58

my brother once locked my mom in the bathroom using rope. we bring it up at every family gathering and with his fiance every time we can. now it is your job to use this story to embarrass him at every chance when he is older. he's young. can't do much but yell at him and beat the living day lights out of him if he decides to do it again.

tweetspie 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 5:01

Why did you leave you 6 year old home alone where he could get the shovel and bury your phone??? I call fake. Or bad parenting. REALLY bad.

taygirl1 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 5:02

aww well he wanted a funeral for your phone because he thought like people it was really dead

holy_crap 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 5:51

it's the thought that counts?

Instantfilm 2

Saturday 20 June 2009 5:58

Why do people post the same thing over and over

Instantfilm 2

Saturday 20 June 2009 6:00

At least he wanted to make u feel better

itsxlucy 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 6:02

i think the real question here is how does a 6 year old take the shovel, dig a hole in the backyard, bury a phone &then cover the hole (I'm guessing he did) all by himself?