AlonsoKold
Clinton, United States
Today, my parents staged an intervention because I ate a year's supply of noodles in 2 weeks. FML
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AlonsoKold 15
They were just dried spaghetti noodles
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awkward611 26
unless you're a college student there's no excuse for that
FindingYujin 26
Well make them buy you new and better food that's more nutritious for you.
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Schiffy 18
It's fun being a bottomless pit with a fast metabolism.
AlonsoKold 15
Yes it sure is
edbighead1 1
lol so how do you buy a two years supply? do you just call ramen and say "I'd like a container of noodles please"?
AngrySailor 17
"No one wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli. I mean, I burned the first one with the propane torch and the second and third don't really count..."
kalbrek009 20
Were you high or do you only eat a tablespoon of food a day (normally)....nobody could possibly eat 365 days worth of food in 14 days...you're stomach would tear & you die or you'd be so full that you couldn't eat anymore without barfing...that is, unless you're the kind of person who binges & purge.
AlonsoKold 15
They were just dried spaghetti noodles
xXNerrrdXx 16
doesnt change much OP, y need to change your eating habbits for you own good.
Catkam623 27
Ok I'm betting they were those square packs that come in like boxes of 40 your supposed to have one a meal but you crush em up and eat them if you don't put the powder on the sodium value is low either way they're super easy to eat and I went through ten once while watching a movie.
RoseFox0029 22
Actually, it's rare that the stomach itself would tear. It's more likely that it would fill until it couldn't anymore, and then the food would overflow.
Horsempeg 25
How come you had a years worth of spag noodles?
FloMarDee 19
ramen noodles won't kill u, I swear they never fill u up either! I support u, OP, but FYL
Axel5238 29
If you are a college student full time don't you have meal card? Can't imagine the other unhealthy choices the OP is making.
NSN82 13
Where I go to school a mean card costs between $2,500 and $5,000. Speaking as a broke college student I have to say that living off of ramen noodles sucks, but it's a lot better than starving.
Risho96 10
His choices may be unhealthy, but they're his to make.
arandomperson97 19
Wish I could do that..
y_u_no_lucky94 5
not an fml...
Joshawott 21
You even owned a year's supply of noodles?
meherm 11
Why? Just why?
Treyzania 16
If it was Ramen then I can understand.