AlonsoKold
Clinton, United States
Today, my parents staged an intervention because I ate a year's supply of noodles in 2 weeks. FML
Today, my parents staged an intervention because I ate a year's supply of noodles in 2 weeks. FML
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AlonsoKold 15
They were just dried spaghetti noodles
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awkward611 26
unless you're a college student there's no excuse for that
FindingYujin 26
Well make them buy you new and better food that's more nutritious for you.
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Comments (69)
srogue74 5
lies. 2 boxes of noodle is not a years supply.
brittyboo123 35
How did you accomplish that?! You must be one hungry person!
tfriend3 15
Aren't you sick of that shit by now?
graceinsheepwear 34
I am envisioning OP's mom got 4 boxes of pasta on sale and thought oh, that'll last me all year. Until OP plowed through them. One family's year supply may be different than another's.
TheBrochure 22
Allons-y, Alonso!
irishmaiden78 23
Shh, spoilers!
slap_u_much 6
Who wouldn't
fakedsincerity 32
Well that sounds healthy...
beclaurela 18
My life.
Ruuku 11
I took down 4 fudge cakes in an hour and all I got was diarrhea.
MidnaLink 35
How the hell'd you do that?!?!