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AlonsoKold Clinton, United States

Today, my parents staged an intervention because I ate a year's supply of noodles in 2 weeks. FML

AlonsoKold tells us more.

They were just dried spaghetti noodles

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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unless you're a college student there's no excuse for that

Well make them buy you new and better food that's more nutritious for you.

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Comments (69)

srogue74 5

lies. 2 boxes of noodle is not a years supply.

How did you accomplish that?! You must be one hungry person!

Aren't you sick of that shit by now?

graceinsheepwear 34

I am envisioning OP's mom got 4 boxes of pasta on sale and thought oh, that'll last me all year. Until OP plowed through them. One family's year supply may be different than another's.

Allons-y, Alonso!

Shh, spoilers!

Who wouldn't

Well that sounds healthy...

I took down 4 fudge cakes in an hour and all I got was diarrhea.

How the hell'd you do that?!?!