AlonsoKold
Clinton, United States
Today, my parents staged an intervention because I ate a year's supply of noodles in 2 weeks. FML
Today, my parents staged an intervention because I ate a year's supply of noodles in 2 weeks. FML
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AlonsoKold 15
They were just dried spaghetti noodles
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awkward611 26
unless you're a college student there's no excuse for that
FindingYujin 26
Well make them buy you new and better food that's more nutritious for you.
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Comments (69)
SuperDanielNL 23
That can't be healthy... Now try eating a years supply of vegetables. At least better than drinking a years supply of beer but still.
dramaelf 37
The real question here is, why did you have a year's supply of noodles on hand in the first place?
xninix_fml 36
I wondered this also.
RedPillSucks 33
Some people do extreme couponing and buy stuff in bulk. If you have the storage, you can save a lot of money. However they may be rationing. In that case we have no idea how much a years supply is. Maybe OP was only suppose to eat a package of noodles a month and instead ate one a day.
xblaine 17
If you ate that all using chopsticks your fingers must be ripped.
twinkiefeets 17
Op that's way beyond over eating.
whoracle_fml 12
I dont even know why you would buy 1 year of food all at once. Why not just spread it out evenly over the year EDIT- #30 beat me to it
buckdharma 38
Oodles of noodles? The whole kit and caboodle? What's next, toaster strudel?
AlonsoKold 15
Possibly |:3
littlestnicole 12
I think I can relate... When I was a little kid my dad actually called me Noodle.
crisanba 18
Legit intervention
Treveyon56 14
Screw what your parents say. If you were hungry than there is no problem. And don't listen to anyone here saying you have a problem. (I'm ready for my downvotes for expressing what I think now.)
xRezSynn 15
...how do you eat that much?