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AlonsoKold Clinton, United States

Today, my parents staged an intervention because I ate a year's supply of noodles in 2 weeks. FML

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They were just dried spaghetti noodles

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unless you're a college student there's no excuse for that

Well make them buy you new and better food that's more nutritious for you.

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That can't be healthy... Now try eating a years supply of vegetables. At least better than drinking a years supply of beer but still.

The real question here is, why did you have a year's supply of noodles on hand in the first place?

xninix_fml 36

I wondered this also.

RedPillSucks 33

Some people do extreme couponing and buy stuff in bulk. If you have the storage, you can save a lot of money. However they may be rationing. In that case we have no idea how much a years supply is. Maybe OP was only suppose to eat a package of noodles a month and instead ate one a day.

xblaine 17

If you ate that all using chopsticks your fingers must be ripped.

Op that's way beyond over eating.

I dont even know why you would buy 1 year of food all at once. Why not just spread it out evenly over the year EDIT- #30 beat me to it

Oodles of noodles? The whole kit and caboodle? What's next, toaster strudel?

Possibly |:3

I think I can relate... When I was a little kid my dad actually called me Noodle.

crisanba 18

Legit intervention

Screw what your parents say. If you were hungry than there is no problem. And don't listen to anyone here saying you have a problem. (I'm ready for my downvotes for expressing what I think now.)

...how do you eat that much?