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AlonsoKold Clinton, United States

Today, my parents staged an intervention because I ate a year's supply of noodles in 2 weeks. FML

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They were just dried spaghetti noodles

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unless you're a college student there's no excuse for that

Well make them buy you new and better food that's more nutritious for you.

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The first step is admitting you have a problem OP

The second step is not eating a years supply of anything in less than a month.

What the hell? I can't imagine eating that much in two weeks.

How did you even accomplish that?

Compulsive over eating.

Hard work and dedication

What did they do? Hide the fridge? Or did they take you to see a food therapist?

RedPillSucks 31

Hide yo fridge... Hide yo microwave... They be eatn' noodles up in here.

tell them your getting into the chinese culture

deepunder 17

This is not racist...

Noodle noo more??

mangoboy1 19

So how bad is your cholesterol?

How high is his blood pressure from the sodium and msg?

Not all noodles have a ton of sodium.

Maybe OP's parents just don't realize how good noodles are, maybe their idea of a years supply is 10-20 servings.

OP, I'm wondering how many packs of noodles you ate.. I take it they were good?

No, they were absolutely disgusting. That's why OP was getting rid of them as fast as he/she could.

take my hint of sarcasm, #65 :)

I'm just saying I would gain at least a zillion pounds. I would gladly take am intervention.