By AlonsoKold - 26/07/2013 01:32 - United States - Clinton

Today, my parents staged an intervention because I ate a year's supply of noodles in 2 weeks. FML
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AlonsoKold 15

They were just dried spaghetti noodles

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Top comments

awkward611 26

unless you're a college student there's no excuse for that

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FindingYujin 26

Well make them buy you new and better food that's more nutritious for you.

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youllnvrkno 8

The first step is admitting you have a problem OP

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ImAFaker 29

The second step is not eating a years supply of anything in less than a month.

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daniel_0084 14

What the hell? I can't imagine eating that much in two weeks.

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chuka81 27

What did they do? Hide the fridge? Or did they take you to see a food therapist?

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RedPillSucks 31

Hide yo fridge... Hide yo microwave... They be eatn' noodles up in here.

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MrSarary 26

tell them your getting into the chinese culture

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deepunder 17

This is not racist...

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mangoboy1 19

So how bad is your cholesterol?

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picante72 24

How high is his blood pressure from the sodium and msg?

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beclaurela 17

Not all noodles have a ton of sodium.

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SirMichael 13

Maybe OP's parents just don't realize how good noodles are, maybe their idea of a years supply is 10-20 servings.

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tragicnightmare 15

OP, I'm wondering how many packs of noodles you ate.. I take it they were good?

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iSmellMusic 8

No, they were absolutely disgusting. That's why OP was getting rid of them as fast as he/she could.

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imjustsaying111 5

I'm just saying I would gain at least a zillion pounds. I would gladly take am intervention.

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