Miscellaneous: Today, my parents canceled the Internet at our house because...

By doughgirl101 - 07/09/2011 05:59 - Canada

Today, my parents canceled the Internet at our house because they view it as a "passing fad." FML

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By justwantedtounpack - 29/12/2014 04:55 - United States

Today, my parents threw a hissy fit calling me ungrateful and disrespectful for wanting to do laundry and clean at home, instead of going out to their friends' house for dinner. They also disconnected the Internet to punish me when they left. I'm 20 and visiting home on a college break. FML

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By grrr1234 - 01/07/2012 16:00

Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to live with her father because they have a faster internet connection. FML

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By nyatzz - 16/11/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, my landlady cut off the Internet to my flat. She says she has no use for it, and doesn't want to keep it anymore. I have 3 online assignments due in the next week, and finals the following week. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2014 15:37 - Australia

Today, my parents told me off for reading, as opposed to watching TV like the rest of the family, because it was "anti-social". FML

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By ihatemyparents - 22/01/2011 20:20 - United States

Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents' group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML

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By WPA2 OR DEATH - 07/12/2012 21:49 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my dad got a warning from our ISP for going well over their fair usage limit. I barely use our wifi, and I keep telling him he should password-protect our router to stop people leeching our Internet. He's blaming me anyway, and says I'm grounded until January. FML

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By Paige - 26/12/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML

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By Derps - 04/05/2011 09:11 - Denmark

Today, my mother said she called our internet provider, and told them to cancel it. In rage, I left for a friends house for a couple of hours. When I got home, she told me she was joking, and wanted me out of the house so she could eat all the ice-cream. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2018 17:30

Today, my husband cancelled our internet and cable package because we’re having money problems. I work from home and need the internet to do so. I guess getting a job of his own wasn’t an option. FML

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By Anais Strongrump III Jr. - 09/05/2014 20:41 - United States - Garland

Today, my parents decided to get with the times. So far, they've made me get Snapchat and Instagram accounts, and made me add them on Facebook. They keep acting like annoying teenagers, and get mad at me when I don't play along. For the love of god, somebody save me. FML

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iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 7 September 2011 16:03

And I'm guessing they probably ride pogo sticks to work because those will be popular forever.

Andr913 13

Wednesday 7 September 2011 16:05

So was the television.

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techweed 12

Wednesday 7 September 2011 17:12

That sounds so much like my mom!!

datoismyname 22

Wednesday 7 September 2011 17:26

Omg!!! the world would end without internet!!!!!

Wynthos 2

Wednesday 7 September 2011 17:35

Solution: Pay for it with your own damn money.

mynameis1339 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 19:29

What if OP is 13?

number0 8

Wednesday 7 September 2011 21:30

What if OP is a woman?

GamerMaster2041 12

Wednesday 7 September 2011 17:50

THEN HOW YOU WROTE THIS?

Mx_Rider 6

Wednesday 7 September 2011 18:24

Dude, you will live with out the internet. Trust me. :)

sp3nZ3r 1

Wednesday 7 September 2011 19:53

I wouldn't want to trust someone that is clearly using it.

Hisfav1 6

Wednesday 7 September 2011 18:26

Lmao...ignorant much?

FarSide 22

Wednesday 7 September 2011 18:41

At least you got off one last FML before they cut service....

columbiancoffeei 6

Wednesday 7 September 2011 18:57

Thats like saying marijuana is bad for yoi lol time to bring your parents up to speed

ednusi 7

Wednesday 7 September 2011 23:33

up to SPEED! LOLOLOLOLOL

kickblocker 18

Wednesday 7 September 2011 19:09

but you still were able to post this

KnucklesDeep 5

Wednesday 7 September 2011 19:18

So are your parents functional retards or are they just total windowlickers?

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