Miscellaneous: Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's....

Awesome!! I want to go to Chuck E Cheese and I'm 19. When I was 16 I went there with my Aunt and Uncle. They had more fun than did! My uncle even cut in front of some little kid to ride the bicycle/airplane thing. LOL, I have awesome relatives.

kira1kira 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 4:40

I always hated that place

shirvon100 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 4:42

I ******* love Chuck E. Cheeses

iambatman123 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 4:44

That is amazing :) I wanted my 16th birthday at Chuck E. Cheeses, but my rents wouldn't let me. You should be honored.

Me27 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 4:45

W... TF?

djh1996 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 4:45

I bet you don't have many friends...am I correct???

JessicaJOOOSEBOX 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 4:48

DUDE! I would be totally STOKED! Chuck E. Cheese's is EPIC.

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