Miscellaneous: Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's....

By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's. FML

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Lonely_Lez 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:17

Not gonna lie that actually sounds like it would be pretty fun.

Duckasaurus 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:17

WHAT'S WRONG WITH CHUCK E. CHEESE? THAT PLACE IS ******* AWESOME!

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KevinC69 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 3:37

shut up ****** crying for attention

GothamKnight 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 3:40

Lucky!

IrishHero12 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 3:43

That's just parents! FYL

kaaasssey 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 3:44

lucky

cosmolatte 3

Tuesday 30 June 2009 3:45

Thumbs up

anitacs9101 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 3:50

Dude! Chuck E Cheese is awesome!

WFMS 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 3:50

awesome! it would of been even better if it was a build-a-bear

silverwind_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 4:44

Definitely.

Tippy_Rose 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 6:44

Agreed.

JF72 6

Tuesday 30 June 2009 8:02

Thirded.

crzymonkeyxo 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 3:50

I think that she meant that it was ironic that the OP is becoming an adult and her parents booked her a party at a place for little kids

elboon 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 3:51

Whats wrong with that?? lol

kplusf 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 3:51

Im calling a bullshit on that one. No one's parents are going to do that. seriously I havent been to chuck e cheese's since i was 6

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