herdopera
Today, my parents announced they are adding a sister-wife to our very conservative Christian family. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
still together
Keansburg, United States
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Xandar
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
thatsfine
Guildford, United Kingdom
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
bad brother
Keep it in your pants
Today, my sister-in-law announced that she’s pregnant. With my kid. And the doctor thinks it might be twins. FML
guy
Port Coquitlam, Canada
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
uetlqdja
United States
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Anonymous
United States
Turn the other cheek
Today, my dad got married to a woman who's an atheist and makes fun of me for being a devout Christian. FML
Anonymous
Springfield, United States
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
bopbop
United States
Supportive
Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because she "wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML
Great
Katy, United States
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
Are you Mormon, or are your parents just not as conservative as you think? Either way, daddy's horny.
Tarlachia 33
Do conservative families have their own version of Jerry Springer?
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onceuponatime456 16
Your family is neither Christian nor conservative!
cornyrob 33
Having multiple wives is biblical. And nowhere is it suggested as a bad idea unless you were a leader of a church. See Paul's epistles.