herdopera
Today, my parents announced they are adding a sister-wife to our very conservative Christian family. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
still together
Keansburg, United States
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Xandar
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
thatsfine
Guildford, United Kingdom
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
bad brother
Keep it in your pants
Today, my sister-in-law announced that she’s pregnant. With my kid. And the doctor thinks it might be twins. FML
guy
Port Coquitlam, Canada
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
uetlqdja
United States
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Anonymous
United States
Turn the other cheek
Today, my dad got married to a woman who's an atheist and makes fun of me for being a devout Christian. FML
Anonymous
Springfield, United States
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
bopbop
United States
Supportive
Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because she "wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML
Great
Katy, United States
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
Are you Mormon, or are your parents just not as conservative as you think? Either way, daddy's horny.
Tarlachia 33
Do conservative families have their own version of Jerry Springer?
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Comments (43)
Jeremy Phillips 18
The **** is a sister wife?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Unofficial wife for the father, and unofficial sister for the mother. Meaning daddy gets to pull double booty, and mommy gets a friend.
Jeremy Phillips 18
Thanks. We don’t have this in the UK. The only time I have ever felt proud to say something good about this hellhole.
Kitkat2723 33
It’s not common practice for us in the USA either, at least, not anymore.
mehimhere 11
its illegal in most states in the US polygamy i mean
Shabnam Moghal 14
Congratulations
RinoaHeartilly 36
Awkward, but it's their marriage not yours.
fuckingkillme17 8
I'm just going to comment here that the people saying "your family must be morman or LDS is incorrect." I attended a LDS church for a few years and they do not support polygamy.
lilacgold 16
It's a little awkward for sure, but so long as the three of them are happy and the new wife treats the rest of the family well, why is this an FML? Open, consensual polyamory isn't harmful in its own right - it can be complicated and it takes a lot of work and communication to keep things smooth, but it can work out as well as a more common monogamous relationship. Give it a chance, get to know this new woman in the family, and try to be supportive.
Peaches1914 13
Yes there is a scripture found inGen 2:22-24 Matt 19:8,9 1Cor 7:2 Matt 5:32 1 Cor 7:39 Matt 19:91tim 3:2,12
Dave_Davington 35
Who gives a shit? It's all make-believe.
Deez_Knots 10
Pretty sure this even legal anymore
RichardPencil 32
People change. Next thing you know, you’ll have Bernie Sanders signs all over your lawn. Welcome to the Bright Side!
BurnInDemonFire 39
I miss Larry David Mk II.
zuckerburg 21
Maybe you will realize religion and family is BS and move on with your life
Takegami 22
Hmm, Sounds dangerous. Bail out.